BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.

PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon?

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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?

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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

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Man : You remind me of the sea.

Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

Man : NO, because you make me sick.

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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?

Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.