Test Answers

The following questions and answers were collated from the SAT tests given to 16 years-old students! Don't laugh too hard -- one of them could become president one day! You have to admit some are very creative.  For those of you down under, SAT scores are equivalent to University Entrance...

Q:  Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q:  Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like
grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is  dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded  by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the ocean?
A: The tides  are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow toward the moon because there is no water on the moon and nat! ure abhors a vacuum.
I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q:  In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very  important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q:  What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old,  so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to  a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and  looks forward to adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with  cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk  turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts  of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted  into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal
cavity.  The brainium contains the brain, the borax contain heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does  "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of  birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraption by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section"
A. The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a  seizure?
A: A Roman Emperor..

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a  fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always  grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does  the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be  eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his  head.

And just think, one day our social security payments wi! ll depend on these kids