| BLAH, BLAH, BLAH |
| QUOTES |
| Is intelligence a liability nowadays? I think we can answer that with one word: DUH! -Dennis Miller Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? If Love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint on it you have to touch it to make sure? If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home then go out and start grinning "Good Morning" to strangers. -Maya Angelou Grab the world by the balls. Life's a BITCH! You have to go out and kick ass. -adapted from Maya Angelou |
| STUPID Quotes From The Past |
| Nature intended women to be slaves. They are our property. What a mad idea to demand equality for women! Women are nothing but machines for producing children. -Napoleon Bonaparte (*HAHAHA Keep On Dreaming! ) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -The National Cancer Institute, 1954 (The "CANCER STICK" Companies must've paid them off back then too.) The horse is here to stay, but the automobile is only a novelty - a fad. -Marshall F. Foch, French Military Strategist, 1911 |
| USELESS TRIVIA |
| When you're looking at someone you love your pupils dilate...when you're looking at someone you hate they do the same thing! |
| STUPID LAWS |
| *In Macomb, Illinois, it's illegal for a car to impersonate a wolf. *An ordinance in San Francisco bans picking up used confetti to throw again. *It's against the law, in Chicago, to eat in a place that is on fire. *It's illegal to take a lion to the theater in Maryland. *Brawley, California, passed a resolution banning snow within the city limits. (* who would they arrest if it DID snow? The clouds?) *In Tennessee, it's illegal to drive your car while asleep. *In Montreal, Canada, it's illegal to water a garden when it's raining. |
| *Anyone found underneath a sidewalk in Florida is guilty of disorderly conduct. *It's illegal in New Jersey to slurp your soup. (*seems to me that other states could use laws against bad manners too. lol) *In Hartford, Connecticut, it's illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sunday. (What if SHE kisses him?) *In Tennessee, it's against the law to shoot game, other than whales, from a moving car. *It's illegal in Fairbank, Alaska, for TWO moose to have sex on city sidewalks. (What if it's a threesome? Lol) |
| FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS |
| *SUBURBIA: Where they tear down trees, then name streets after them. *SUPPORT BACTERIA: It's the only culture some people have. *My Reality Check Just Bounced. *Mean people may suck, but nice people SWALLOW! *The more you complain, the longer God let's you live. *We have enough youth!! How about a fountain of SMART?! |
| ANAGRAMS |
| MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER DAVID LETTERMAN = NERD AMID LATE TV EVANGELIST = EVIL'S AGENT DEBIT CARD = BAD CREDIT SLOT MACHINE = CASH LOST IN 'EM |
| MORE USELESS TRIVIA Scientists say that only about 5% of the population dreams in color. |
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