chewy

Welcome to Chewys corner , this page is dedicated to the coo'est dog in the world .....Chewbacca stigamortis Price , or Chewy for short , just the fact that i made this section proves i love my dog way too much.

LIFE IS DAMN GOOD

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	Chewy's damn journal 1/19/04 - I guess jeff decided to update everything so i thought i would too, but i ain't got shit to say so FUCK OFF!!!! 11/25 - Well just a couple more fuckin days til thanksgiving , and u know what the hell that means , all kinds of ppl giving me food.time to get my smella-ol ass outta her 11/10 - First off , to matt : It is true that my middle name is Stigamortis , but that was when my last name was Price , But I have since got my name legally changed to Chewy Zass. Just tellin you so ya fuckin know. and bout shitting on jeff's pillow , good idea. I'll have to try it when Big Daddy Price isn't here though. Alright I got nothin else to say y'all so Kiss my Ass, Eat my shit , gnah GAH!!! 11/7 - I guess people do care about my stupid ass. I'll try to post more often. Well since I last posted regularly , I have a new hobby. Waiting til jeff goes downstairs at night to watch tv and being loud and obnoxious by chewing on my toys , and sitting my ass down in front of the tv. Scre you jeff!! TV rots your fuckin brain. Oh yeah and to Matt f'n Jerrams , If you call me a "he" one more time i will kill your damn ass I have written an entry in a long ass time , so fuckin sue me any ways I just wanted to put my 2 cents in about mr. ryan stone. ya know i fuckin pissed on the carpet every time he came over , and made jeffs ass clean it up , But ryan was the kinda guy that would give me a french fry , but never a chicken nugget , o fuckin well at least he gave me food other than the slop the prices try to feed me.Ryan was one of jeff's best friends and a dog lover too , and anyone who is a dog lover and is friends w/ jeff is o fuckin k in my damn book. I'll miss ya bud 8/7 - It's been so long , i'm sure nobody cares anymore , but what the hell. I want everyone to know that my name is officially and legally changed to CHEWY ZASS. so fuckin call me by that damn name or else 7/13 - Fuck this computer 6/19 - I wanna see all of you at wal-mart supporting mongo and the gang or i'll kick your fuckin ass. My haunch stinks!! 6/18 - I know it's been a fuckin while and i only have one ne thing to say "CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS!!!!" 6/5 - When strangers come into my house i feel obligated to bark at the sons of bitches , why do i always get yelled at for that shit. I'm just tryin to protect your asses. 6/3 - Ya know being a dog may look real easy , but when you have to guard a house all god damn day , it kinda sux , and i was fuckin thinkin , If shit didn't stink , would it still be funny? 6/1 - Well i guess it's just me tonite , since jeff's goin to see vince & poison , so what the fuck am i supposed to do here all alone. Fuckin sleep , thats what. 5/30 - So I haven't updated this in awile , so fuckin what , I'm aloud to be a lazy bastard , I'm a dog for christ sakes. Today I haven't done much besides bark at the paper guy and the mailman , eh it's a living. I'll conclude by giving a big damn hello to my buds maggie and phoebe . Keep on slobberin!! 4/27 - Eh , so whats it to ya! 4/26 - I didn't get to see jeff much at all today , that bastard , so i did the usual lazy shit , sleep eat , sleep , piss etc... 4/25 - I'm not gonna try and be funny today. My bud maggie died and my thoughts are w/ her family and friends today. 4/24 - I decided i'd annoy the piss out of jeff today so i barked my fuckin head off all day long , and didn't stop once , he'd tie me out , i'd bark , he'd bring me back in , i'd bark , he'd feed me , i'd bark..I was a complete asshole today. April 21 - This is the start of my section , so i worked on this all day and didn't have too much time to do anything else , but i did sniff my ass once or twice , GANNA GAH!! 4/22 - Well i sat on my fuckin ass all day and didn't do shit. I went out to piss a couple times , but other than that i was a lazy whore , tomorrow maybe someone will take my ass out and let me run around or some shit like that. Well...off to my damn chair to go to damn sleep 4/23 - I didn't do too god damn much today , slept alot , got tied out to shit a bunch , and just barked my fuckin head off.

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