a few days ago, i got an thing from josh asking how they make 3-D doritos. ya know i first thought, well they put them in a mold, but then i got to thinking how do they get to mold out from the inside of the dorito? i thought well im gonna figure this one out. so i went to www.doritos.com and looked and it said nothing aobut how they make 3-D doritos. then i hacked in to president John W. Winslows (the presedent of doritos) computer system and it said that they have a secret midget farm. in wich they have perfected the art of dorito blowing. see what they do is they get these magic straws they stole from Ireland and the lepricons. and what they do is take these magic straws and put them in a ball of dorito batter and blow and they do it to the size of a dorito. but the way they make so many doritos at a time is by having multitudes of midgets. so each blow for one midget is one bag of doritos because there is so many. you might be sitting at home woundering "why midgets". thats easy you see! because, midgets are disigned forcorn harvesting, look at the strucure of a midget. there low to the ground so it wont hurt their back being bent over for long periods of time. also NOTE: the finger strucure, short stubby fingers, YUCK! PERFECT for burrowing for corn
you might ask what this has to do with doritos, well ill tell you! what is the main ingrident of corn chips? CORN!!! you might say corn doesnt go in the ground well that is another story and another secret. so there you go. how they make 3-D doritos.
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