JOKES, TRUE STORIES & CONFESSIONS
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Hot Couple caught in the act...
It was a very sad day when I told my girlfriend that my father was sending me to Capiz to continue my schooling there. As a farewell treat, she took me to their house. Her father was at work, while her mother was asleep. She said she wanted to take a bath before our "final battle". I asked "Sabay na lang tayong maligo?" She answered, "kung saan ka masaya te, suportahan kita!" Inside the bathroom, I kissed her hard while taking her clothes off. When her clothes were all off, I begun fucking her. We were in the middle of our wild encounter when the door opened! I could hear her mother singing, "Pagdating ng panahon... 'namputa, sino ka?!!" I will never forget the reaction of her mother, the song, and that day, because three days after, I became her son-in-law.
from FHM magazine...
Friend offers a helping hand...
My best buddy and I are occasional sex partners. One night I was feeling bummed in my place so I asked him if I could sleep over in his house. We got there only to find the extra beds were occupied by his cousins who had just arrived from the province. I was not in a compromising mood, and neither was I comfortable to sleep in the boys' quarters. So I told him to ask a girl cousin to give in the same room. There were two beds in that room. I begged my buddy to stay beside me until I dozed off. I couldn't put myself to sleep and my friend seemed to be headed to dreamland. I was felling cramped and hot because the four of us had to share a fan. I tried to think of the other diversions to tire my mind, but instead I got awfully horny. I wanted to ride away atop my friend to satisfy sudden urge but those squeaky wooden bed frames would wake everyone else, even his folks just in the other room. Hastily, my hand slid into his shorts. I turned to look at his face and saw no reaction whatsoever. This made me want to do the deed even more. I tried to give him a blowjob but the space wouldn't allow it, and his probinsyana cousins would surely freak out if they caught us. And so I managed to have one hand work on me while I work on his awakened piece. I snugged close to his face and started trash-talking him. I even removed the blanket so I could maneuver my hand better. The next thing I knew he was showing me a distorted face in the pale-lit room. I got disoriented thoughts myself and we both reached our own shattering climaxes.
from FHM magazine...
Bachelorette's party gets out of hand...
I was talking my vacation in a friend's neighborhood, and was having a lot of fun. One night, we were bar-hopping when a friend's cousin texted her, inviting us to attend a despedida de soltera. At the party, I had different mixed drinks and was a bit tipsy and horny. I was about to freshen up when I realized that the guy doing a strip tease at that moment was my first date in that place, a few days after I arrived. I couldn't forget our night together, for he was so hot and adventurous in bed. He then saw me and started to tease me. He grabbed my hand and I started dancing with him, until I felt so hot that we started making out right there, with all the girls screaming. I enjoyed the felling of having sex with about 10 girls in there, shouting and having a good time watching. This guy was really good, and we had sex in multiple positions, with all those girls watching us. An embarrassing and exciting experience!
from FHM magazine...
Jokes...
There lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. Unfortunately, they made her pass so much gas each time. So when she met the man she would marry, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months after her wedding, her car broke down on the way from her work. She called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she stopped at a diner, and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she farted, and upon arriving home she felt sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and said, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned, then went to answer the telephone. While her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifting her weight to one leg and letting it rip. It was loud, and smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk. She shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. She went on like this for another 10 minutes! When her husband's call ended, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin. He removed the blindfold, and saw 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday!"
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