�You do it in a pattern, see...� He explained. �Then you feel the spot to make sure you didn�t miss. Now try again and concentrate!� He said handing the razor back to her.
"Pamela... The pattern... Remember the pattern... Good you got it!� William smiled proudly. �See, I knew you could do it.�
But then Pamela purposely cut him. William�s grin came off his face. "Oh, I�m sorry baby!" She exclaimed innocently.
When she finished shaving William�s legs she kicked her feet in the water. �Now do me, do me!� She shrieked excitedly.
�But be gentle.� She added. When he was about to place the razor Pamela screamed, �THE PATTERN WILLS! REMEMBER THE PATTERN!�
After she said that William cut Pamela on the leg with the razor. "Chill out Edward Scissors Hands!� She cried.
Later on when they were done shaving each other Jason and Mona pulled into the driveway. Mona honked on the horn for Pamela to get into the car. When Pamela arrived Jason got out and entered Buckingham Palace. But before he was out of ear shot Mona yelled, �meet us at the bar on ***** and ***** at 8!� �Ok!� He yelled back.
�What happened to you?� Jason asked William when he saw Wills put a Band-Aid on his leg. "Pamela cut me while shaving.� He replied. "Ok too much info!� Said Jason.
Eight O� clock that night�
�Are you sure they said to meet them here?� William asked Jason. �Yep. They said to meet them at the bar on ***** and ***** at 8.� Jason explained. �They probably have car trouble or something.� Jason said. �Maybe.� William replied. They sat down at the bar counter and ordered two cokes.
It wasn�t until two men came up to them and asked them to dance when they noticed that the bar only had men in it.
Both their eyes widened in realization and they refused the dance offers by the two large men in leather. Then another man sat down next to Jason and pinched Jason�s butt. When Jason jumped out of his seat the man said, �I like my men short.�
He took Jason�s arm and led him onto the dance floor.
�Wills! Help me! Please!� Jason pleaded. Wills decided to help him out. He walked up to them and tapped the guy whom Jason was dancing with and said, "excuse me, but he came her with ME.�
He took hold of Jason�s hand and was about to walk away with Jason when the man took Jason�s other hand in his own. "Well, now he�s going to leave with ME." The man cried.
Jason's eyes watered with tears as he looked at Wills begging, �no, no, please don�t let me leave with him.�
Then the man said, "c'mon short cake, let�s finish this dance.� All of a sudden the song "Stroken� came on and Jason went pale. Since William couldn�t do much to help Jason he went and sat back down at the bar.
