And as they came back they could hear the boys �male bonding�. When they realized that the girls were back they quickly shut up, only to make the girls suspicious of them.
�Talking about us I presume.� Pamela whispered to Mona. Mona nodded her head as the boys got up and walked a few feet away from hearing distance.
�Did you know that Pamela talks in her sleep?� William said. �That�s nothing. Mona gives the cat lectures on her simply lying on the bed.� Jason replied. William laughed.
Pamela and Mona could see the boys laughing at something funny. And they had a pretty good idea on what it was about.
�Hey, why don�t you boys go catch dinner while we set everything up.� Mona suggested. �Alright.� William agreed.
Both boys picked up a shotgun and headed into the woods. �We�re better off catching a moose rather than a rabbit with the way those two eat.� Jason said. Again William chuckled.
The girls were placing plates onto the picnic table and making a fire when they could hear screaming.
William and Jason came running from the woods screaming like schoolgirls and hid behind their girlfriends. �Help, it�s going to eat us!� William cried. �That or rip our faces off!� Jason added.
Mona and Pamela looked to find a small squirrel running up to them squealing in anger. And when it came closer, William and Jason ran off toward the car for protection.
�I told you not to take its egg corn! But nooooooo HRH just had to, �cause he thought it was funny. NOW WHO�S LAUGHING!?� Jason cried.
William then tripped and fell to the ground and Jason kept on running, not looking back. The squirrel jumped onto William�s back and he curled into a ball continuing to scream like a schoolgirl.
Jason picked up a large piece of wood and went to hit the mad squirrel. But since it kept moving around, he missed many times.
When the squirrel finally got off and left, William looked up at Jason with a black eye, a bloody nose and very bruised back.
Jason stood there with a proud grin on his face. �I showed him!� William angered cried, � Showed him what! SHOWED HIM A ROYAL CAN TAKE A BEATING?!� The girls stood there trying to contain their giggles.