Great Turths About Life that Adults have Learned:
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello-O to a tree.
There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example, I�m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don�t hurt.
One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Car sickness is a feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
The best way t keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere-and let the air out f their tires.
Families are like fudge�mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Today�s mighty oak is just yesterday�s nut that held its ground.
Laughing helps. It�s like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cercal for the fiber, not the toy.
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
If you can remain calm, you just don�t have all the facts.
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