*2. Your bookmark takes fifteen minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

*3. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited".

*4. Your phone bill comes to your door in a box.

*5. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

*6. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

*7. The last girl/guy you picked up was only a jpg.

*8. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-)

*9. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.

*10. You don't know the sex of your closest friends because they all have neutral nicknames.

*11. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

*12. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

*13. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved.

*14. You kiss your girlfriend's home page instead of her.

*15. You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html.

*16. You actually try that 123.elm.street address.

*17. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

*18. You check your e-mail. It says no new messages, so you check it again.

*19. Your fantasy dreams at night are in HTML.