Slippage of the Lippage

"Hi Giles," Buffy said, "Where's the new girl?"

"We have her in quarantine right now. Andrew just returned with her last night."

Buffy turned to survey the other man. "Is that really your hair? How long have I been in Rome?"

"Um, yeah. I wanted to make sure they took me seriously now that I'm a Watcher."

"In training," Giles said.

"How's Angel?"

"Oh, he's fine. I don't think he was very happy with us aking-tay the azy-cray ayer-slay."

"Do stop that."

"Yes Giles."

"His soul makes him pretty broody," Buffy said.

"That's what Spike said."

"Spike?"

"Uhhh..."

"Andrew?!"

"Oopsie."