The Beast

The warriors marched side by side out of the den of the dreaded creature of doom and destruction. They were bruised, but not broken. They lent their strength to one another and vowed undying allegiance in the fight against the evil forces surrounding them, despite their complete lack of super powers. They paused to savor the smell of victory and...

"Andrew, please tell me you're not writing about this."

"I'm keeping a record of all our victories, Xander."

"It was a wasp."

"A big one. And there was a nest."

"Stop it."

"Stings hurt."

"Andrew..."

"You're very brave."

"Shut up."