“Bloody
hell,” Spike shouted from the office.
He stormed into the lobby, sucking his finger. Faith and Angel stared at
him from the front door. “What?” he
asked, arching a brow. “I got a
sliver.”
Buffy
followed on his heels. “Exactly how
long is it going to take you to stop being such a big baby about
everything?” She grabbed his hand and
started picking at the splinter.
“Bloody hell,
woman! That hurts.” He tried to pull his hand back, but she
wouldn’t have anything to do with it.
“Just
stop. It’ll only hurt for a second,”
she said, now trying to pry the stubborn piece of wood out with her teeth.
“Same thing
Dru used to say,” he mumbled under his breath.
“Um, Buffy,”
Angel began. “I’m trying to be the
modern kind of boyfriend and everything, but would you mind taking Spike’s
finger out of your mouth?”
“Hmm?” was
all she managed to say. She was now
sucking on the tip of his index finger.
“Got it!” she declared, as the culprit now glistened from the tip of her
finger. “It was right there. No way I was not going to get it out,” she
said, wiping her finger on her jeans.
“It doesn’t
bother you that Buffy was just sucking on his finger?” Angel asked Faith.
“It’s his
finger… and her mouth. Why should I
care?” She turned away from them and
began to study the new door frame.
“Did that
sound way dirtier than it should have?” Buffy asked.
Faith chose
to ignore Buffy’s last comment and looked at Spike. “You have been human for three months now,” Faith said. “It’s a fucking sliver. Get over it.”
“I don’t care
how long I’ve been a real boy, pet.
Slivers hurt and construction sucks.
I ‘spect those two things will never change.”
“My back is
aching,” Angel said, tossing a two-by-four to the ground. “I think I’m ready for a break.”
“Breaks?”
Xander said, running down the stairs as if on cue. “There will be no breaks.
We need to brace up these walls.
Tighten up those floorboards.
Stain and seal the new front door.
If you want Angel Investigations to get up and running again, this place
has got to be in tip-top shape.
Professionalism and experience.
P & E breed income. Income
is of the good.”
“P & E?”
Faith asked, crinkling her eyes.
“What’s
happened to him?” Angel asked.
“Not sure,
but I think he might be channeling Anya,” Buffy suggested, shrugging her
shoulders.
“And that
would be of the bad why?” Xander asked.
“Woman knew how to make money.”
He picked up the board Angel dropped and handed it back to him. “Besides, I can’t stay here helping you guys
out forever. I got places to go and…”
“Virgin-slayers
to do,” Spike finished for him.
“Glad to see
the human-thing doesn’t dampen your crude-thing,” Xander said.
“He's all in
a hurry,” Faith said to Angel, filling him in, “'cause he knows Emma'll hunt
him down if he stays here too long."
Angel smirked
and Xander gave Faith the evil eye.
“How’s that
no demon thing working out for you anyway?” Xander asked Angel
He smiled one
of his lop-sided smiles. “Might want to
ask Buffy about that one.”
“Yo,
dude. Like anybody needs to ask B. She makes it loud and clear every night...
and sometimes during the day,” Faith
said.
“Hey!” Buffy
said. “I’m right here.”
Angel blushed
but kept quiet.
“And, damn, I
don't know if I'll ever get used to this blushing thing you got going on,”
Faith said to Angel. She shrugged and
then looked at Xander. “I’m still not
sure how you got out of Detroit without Emma.
Kid’s been dying to come to California.”
“It was
Giles,” Buffy said, her glare switching between Faith and Xander. “He told her how important having a Slayer
on the Hellmouth was. Her sense of duty
kicked in. She’s been trained
well. She’s got plenty of company,
though. Dawn and Andrew have been
hanging out with her a lot and Willow’s been showing her some magic."
"Girl is
definitely being entertained in our absence,” Faith said as she flopped on an
old couch, shooting dust into the air.
“I'm hungry. I can’t play
construction-gal on an empty stomach.
This hot chick with super powers needs food.”
Buffy pulled
on Angel’s arm. “We’ll run out and get
something. Chinese work for everyone?”
“Don’t care,
B. Just make sure whatever you get,
there’s lots of it.” She jutted her
head in Spike’s direction. “He’s a
bottomless pit.”
“You should
talk.” He sat down next to her. “Beer would be good.”
“Anything
else?” Buffy asked.
“I’ll come
with,” Xander said, grabbing his jacket.
“Think I’m in the mood for something different. Maybe something will call out to me on the
way.”
“A
cross-dressing prostitute from a corner?”
Spike’s voice went up a couple notches, “Oh, Xander!”
Faith wasn’t
surprised when Xander didn’t even acknowledge Spike’s remark. A lot of things had changed, but the
relationship between the two of them was not one of them.
As soon as
the front door closed, Faith straddled Spike.
“Think we might have some time to kill.”
Spike wrapped
his arms around her waist and pulled her closer. “Thought construction-gal was tired and hungry.”
“Some wood is
harder to work with than others,” she said grinding her center against the
slowly growing bulge in his jeans.
He placed his
hands on her hips and lifted her off.
“Hey!” she
protested, as she found herself sitting next to him again.
“Not until
you admit you love me for more than my body.”
“Not this
again! Do you know how lame that
sounds?” She got up off the couch and
faced him squarely. They hadn’t gotten
down and dirty since Detroit, and the lack of action was making her more than a
little crazy. Extra time in the
shower? Not even close to cutting it
anymore. “Are you sure little Spikey
even works anymore? You haven’t even
tried him out in, like, months.”
“There is no
little, woman.” He smirked at her. “And who says I haven’t tried it out?”
“Angel’s so
gonna kick your ass.”
He heaved a
sigh and stood up. “Not with Buffy.”
“Angel? Then it's Buffy who's so gonna kick your
ass.”
“Not with
anybody. Just memories of you, pet.”
“That doesn’t
do me a hell of a lot of good.” She
stormed past him, grabbing the piece of lumber Angel had dropped.
“The ball’s
in your court… more or less,” he said as he joined her.
“So you’re
proving to me how much you love me by cutting me off? Told you love blows.” She
looked around for the hammer and nails.
He took the
board out of her hand and then guided her back to the couch. She yanked her hand out of his and sat down,
ignoring the fact that he flinched. The
sliver was the least of his problems.
He sat down
next to her. “Faith…”
“You’re not
going to lecture me again, are you?”
“Told you I’d
prove it to you.” He leaned back and
laced his fingers together behind his head.
“And this is the way I choose to do it.”
“You don’t
make any sense.”
“Love, sex,
hurt, and trust. They’re all
different. You’ve got them all wrapped
up into one. It’s time for us to try to
separate them.” He leaned forward and
looked at her.
“Us? You got a mouse in your pocket?” She rubbed his jeans just over the
most-sensitive spot. She felt a little
movement and smiled. “Or are you just
happy to see me?”
He pushed her
hand away. “Do you trust me?”
He was making
her wicked-crazy with this new game he was playing. If it weren’t for Angel needing her help in getting A.I. going
again, she would’ve bolted a long time ago.
A few slivers and sore muscles were the least she could do for him.
“Do you trust
me?” he repeated.
She nodded
her head. That was pretty much an easy
one to answer. She trusted him… pretty
much.
He
smiled. “See? That wasn’t so hard.”
“And neither
are you. We could change that though.”
“Do you think
I’d ever hurt you?”
“I was hoping
for just a little bit,” she said moving so that her ample cleavage was a little
more obvious to him. Nothing. She flopped back against the couch, causing
yet another swirl of dust to hit the still air. “Fine. No.”
He’d been
this way since they had found him and Angel in the basement. Once she had known he was going to be okay,
Faith started making the moves and Spike had started making new rules. It was only a question of time who would
fold first.
“What about
sex? You know there’s a difference
between sex and making love, right?”
Now he was
talking. “Sex is what I live for.” She shrugged. “Sex and slaying. Hmm? Wonder if I could mix the two? Sex while slaying?” She creased her brow in concentration. “Haven’t tried that yet. Could be fun.” She nuzzled up to him again, this time making sure she rubbed
her chest across his arm. “Up against a
crypt. Stake in one hand. You in the other…”
He moved away
from her. “You pick up a guy. One night stand territory. That’s sex, Faith. Making love is what we do.
Or what we used to do.”
“I don’t know
where you were, but there was some down and dirty, grunting and groaning going
on between us there.”
His
expression cooled ten degrees. “You’re
not stupid, so stop acting like it.”
She knew she
was smirking, but she couldn’t help it.
“See all this going on?” She
moved her hand back and forth between them.
“It’s sexual frustration. You do
me right here and now and you won’t be all tense. You trust me, right?” Her
smirk changed to an all out smile.
“I have never
met a more infuriating woman in my entire life!”
“I wouldn’t
say that.”
His shoulders
slumped. “Fine. You are the second most infuriating woman
I’ve ever met in my life.”
“Damn B! She beats me to everything.” She fell against the back of the couch. “Good thing Angel and I never did the
deed. Although I think Angelus might’ve
been interesting.”
“Are you
insane? Angelus would’ve killed you… or
you would’ve begged him to do it.”
The
playfulness rolled off of her as quickly as rain could wash away blood in an
alley. “Kinda already been there.”
“Not what I
meant and you know it.”
“I know.”
Spike stared
into the distance. “I don’t know what
to do anymore.”
“Look,” she
said. “I have never been or never will
be the ‘I love you’ type. If you’re
waiting for me to say that, you’ll be waiting a hell of a long time. And time, in case you haven’t noticed, is
ticking away for you as fast as it is ticking away for me nowadays.”
He studied
her face, but said nothing.
“You’re
cool. I like hanging with you. I don’t think about hanging with anybody
else when I’m with you.” She pursed her
lips. “And as long as we’re going for
honest, I guess I’ll admit I didn’t think about hanging with anybody else, even
when I wasn’t with you.” She wasn’t
about to give him a detailed account of what was going on in her head. Not like she could if she tried. “That’s as good as it’s going to get with
me. If you can’t deal… well,
sorry.” She let out a long
breath.
He took her
face in his hands. “That’ll do.”
“That’ll
do?” She relaxed a little bit. “That’ll do for now? Or that’ll do?”
His lips
softly pressed against hers and then he pulled away. Her heart about dropped to her toes. She licked where his lips had been.
“That’ll do.”
He hadn’t
exactly given in to her and she hadn’t exactly given in to him.
“This is one
of those compromise things, isn’t it?” she asked.
He stroked
her jaw. “You can call it that. It’s you and me now, Faith. You agree to that and it’s the end of this
discussion. You understand that?”
Shit, she
actually did understand it. And her
mouth was agreeing to it before she had the chance to think it through all the
way. “I think I do.”
He pointed
toward the stairs. “Then we have things
to do…”
“Sure hope
everyone likes Moo Goo Gai Pan,” Buffy said, rushing in the front door. “We got like six orders of it.”
“What exactly
is Kung Pao Chicken?” Xander asked, coming in behind her, a case of beer in his
hand. “It sounds more like a move
Jackie Chan would make... minus the chicken.”
Could their
timing be any worse? Faith let out
another long breath.
“Just don’t
be giving me any of those lettuce wrap things,” Angel said, dropping a bunch of
bags on a makeshift table. “I came back
as a human, not as a rabbit.”
Faith tried
not to look at Spike, but her eyes kept slipping back to his face. She didn’t want Chinese, she wanted
him. And by the look on his face, he
was as ready to go as she was.
“You two
going to sit there and ogle each other or are you going to eat?” Angel asked as
he bit into an egg roll.
“It’s been
confirmed,” Spike said, standing. “You
are more annoying this way.”
“Oh, I don’t
know,” Buffy said, “there are way more perky-perks with him like this.”
“TMI, B,”
Faith said, joining them at the table.
“No!” Buffy blushed. “Perky as in perk-like, not perky as in…”
“Since I am
the only one not all couply at the moment,” Xander pleaded. “Can we stop with the sexual-innuendo, please?”
“Innuendo? There is no innuendo,” Buffy said.
Faith grabbed
a bag of egg rolls and one of the containers of Moo Goo Gai Pan. “You three can sit down here and do whatever
you want to do. Spike and me? Leaving.”
She looked at
Spike, willing him to follow. He
smiled, grabbed another container of Moo Goo Gai Pan and followed her up the
stairs.
“They better
not be as loud as you two are,” Xander said, a crimson blush spread up from
under his collar. “What am I
saying? It’s Faith.” He coughed out a nervous laugh. “I need to go back to Detroit.”
Buffy smiled
and squeezed his arm. “We’ll book you a
flight after dinner.”
“Bless you.”
“That’s what
friends are for.”
“Can we just
stop talking and start eating?” Angel asked.
“I’m starving.”
- The End -