The Official Latin Dance Instructor Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Latin Dance Instructors, REAL LATIN DANCE INSTRUCTORS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Julio and I can't stop thinking about Latin Dance instructors.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Latin Dance Instructors are mammals.

2.    Latin Dance Instructors dance and shag ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the latin dance instructor is to look good and shag people.

Weapons and gear:

Latin Dance Instructor looking pretty sharp  Classic afro-mullet-mop   

moves in action

Testimonial:

Latin Dance Instructors can knob anyone they want!  Latin Dance Instructors have at least eight girls on the go at a time, ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they check themselves out in the mirror ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Latin Dance Instructor who was shagging at a diner.  And when some dude said he had a dodgy afro mullet the Latin Dance Instructor pumped the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a Latin Dance Instructor totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Latin Dance Instrcutors have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will pump your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Latin Dance Instructors are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Latin Dance Instructors are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start salsa next year.  I love Latin Dance Instructors with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Latin Dance Instructors?

A: Latin Dance Instructors are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they look like one of the village people, but on the other hand, Latin Dance Instructors shag the whole town.

Q: I heard that Latin Dance Instructors are always a bit camp.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Latin Dance Instructors can be camp OR totally pumped. 

Q: What do Latin Dance Instructors do when they're not teaching dance moves or shagging?

A: Most of their free time is spent getting ripped, but sometimes they pump.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Puto showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

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