TARK HEADQUARTERS
Initiation of SpongeBob
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Howdy, Howdy, Howdy! I'm Woody and I'll be your kidnapper today! Hey! Don't foget 'bout me!! I'se kidnappin' too!See what it says up deh? TARK Headquartahs not WOODY headquartahs! Can we stick to the point here?; Yeah, whatevah.; Da point is dat YOU **points at viewer** are now kidnapped by us! WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOIN' runnin' inta othah peoples headquartahs? You don't see US runnin' inta YOUH headquartahs do you? **Tark and Woody smirk when they see your surprised faces** Didn't think we knew about that did ya? WELL WE DO! **Both start laughing evily****TARK pulls out rope and ties you up before you can run away** Wonderin' how we know? I'll show ya! **Woody and TARK drag you over to a hole in the wall; Look through DAT!
**Woody and TARK press your face up against the hole to show you what is inside (click the box)** So close....yet so far...**Woody laughs evily** Allright TARK, show her wheah she can make her last statement dat we'll send ta TARK Control an' den throw her in da back wid da rest a dem! **TARK nods and drags you away.  He frees one of your hands so you can write your last statement you will probably ever make**
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Good, now dat youh finally done wid dat den inta da back room wid ya!  **TARK pushes you into the back room and you hear the unmistakeable sound of the door slamming shut and a key being inserted into the lock**
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