In case you're wundering, this is not about that comic, with that character by the name of Archie. This is indeed about architecture students at Notre Dame and demeaning them in any & every way possible. Don't ask me why I'm being rude to architecture studs. I just don't know. Of course, there are some theories out there to explain the phenomena. Theory One: David is jealous of these hard working individuals and mocks them in a veiled attempt to not underscore his everyday failings. Theory Two: Archies are the devil. I prefer the second theory, but that's just my opinion.
In an effort to make this more objective than it is subjective I will proceed to lay down the cold, hard, chewy facts. Archies are in Bond Hall (archie's "special" hall) all hours of the day, everyday (barring days the building is closed, and even then some manage to sneak in using their super secret archi-ninja abilities). I have come to the conclusion that something other than their free-will is holding them inside the confines of Bond Hall. This is indeed evil. Thus one day a message emminating from the belly of the beast sparked an idea in my head. You can see through windows! Thanks to that fact, I now had to possilility to comunicate with them, perhaps in the same manner in which they communicated with us first. What ever would my first words be? Words of encouragement. To let them know that outside is life worth living and loving. In the words of Howard the Duck, "Keep on Truckin' Archies." Keep on trucking indeed. |
