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Quality Guitar Effects Under The One Hundred Dollar Mark

Quality nor Quantity
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Quality is defined as: A guitar effect being ranked above 8.5 on a 10 point scale by various respectable professional & consumer review websites.
Respectable is defined as: Look in a dictionary you lazy fuck

(The remainder of the page is presented as written by David A. Gonzalez)

Delay

Ok, just to be fair, I'll let you guys know that this page is subject to my opinions. I'm only mentioning effectors that I would use to create my own music, that are relatively cheap, and the like

Simply describing what sound this effect produces can be described as spitting back whatever sound you input to it at intervals set by you, at volumes set by the user, and spat back to you the number of times you specified. Some technical details concering wave functions and all that blooz can be found HERE!
Barring distortion (which comes standard on amps anyway) this is the most important effect in my opinion. I guess I say so because it is so versatile. I can see myself using this on theoretical music created all the time because either STRONG or LIGHT setings can make this powerful in terms of emotion. In actuality, I really like this effect because it is so entertaining and dizzying, and seeing as how I am a teenage male you can perfectly understand why I would like playing with myself and sleeping.
Um... The Ibanez and Boss delay are the only one's close to the hundred dollar mark (Boss is over by twenty). But I just had to mention the Wasabi delay because it has reverse delay also! Its like going back in time but with less hair!! :) So yeah. As always the Boss delay is considered the Big Momma, the Ibanez falls under the solid but cost-effective bunch, and Wasabi falls under the wtf group. The Boss & Wasabi have a full three seconds of delay, whereas the Ibanez has 2.7 (ooOOooo) I personally would just go for the Wasabi, or settle for the Ibanez.

Chorus

Creamy milshakes. Oh so tasty. Oh so creamy. Warm like milk straight from the udder. Oh so good it should be an illegal sin. Was I describing (cream)ie milkshakes? What I meant to describe was the chorus effect. These ambiguities are my best attempt at describes how chorus sounds or what it does. It tends to make the guitar signal "fuller", oft simulating a vocal ensemble of sorts. All chorus effect allow you to manipulate the rate at which the chorus regenerates (or breathes in) giving a swirling sound that if sent out through left and right stereo can create an audio sedative. Of the four effector shown, I've only tested the Boss Chorus Ensemble. It was sweet. But for reasons of aesthetics and simplicity I think I would prefer the Dano Cool Cat. ( ooooh yeah ;)