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| People, Places, & Things |
| The other day I was thinking about some people and I wondered what they looked like. I just plum (pudding) forgot, plus any memory I might have had, was probably messed up by toxins and the like. You can wonder (and know) too! Just scroll down and (perhaps!) click. Feel free to contact one of these mofo's for a good time. |
| Alex Garza [email protected] I first met this guy my sophmore year in high school when (shh) I had his mom for chemistry pre-ap. We've had some fun times together, as well as male bonding, especially that one time we got into a fight in the Wal-mart parking lot while hiding from a Mukerji. There was definate ownage. Self-proclaimedly in denial, he currently studies at Trinity University in San Antonio |
| Vivian Guzman [email protected] I first met this young lady my freshman year in high school. I was a young boi and she was a young grrl and what happened happened (probably learned spanish). Although I don't chat too often with her, from what I've learned she's a pretty deep thinker. She's been in a state of flux for the past years, for the better I think. Currently pursuing academia at Laredo Community College in Laredo, Texas. |
| Andy Vaughan [email protected] I met this guy freshman year at Alexander. I best remember him for big things. Like an amplifier as big as him, pants as big as him, big interact shirt and a dad with a beard as big as Andy's face. He's really an interesting guy with definite artistic talent. He sez: "How'dy" that Aggie mofo. As you guessed, he is a sophmore at Texas A&M University @ College Station. |
| We are speechless. -Management |
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| Connie Pena [email protected] This young lady is a crazy one. By crazy I mean: her and a certain Pokey sit around at parties pinching passer-by's buttocks. In light of the fact that Connie is a butt pncher, let it be known that Connie knows how to make you feel gooooood! She is really intuned to people around her, and quite simply is the nicest person on the face of this earth. She has the ability to make you smile no matter what (especially when you're about to double-hug-team her with a significant other.) Currently a freshman at Texas A&M Internatinal University. |
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| Willaim Haynes [email protected] This here fellow is William "Blinty" Haynes. He oft reminds me of Pikachu. He is the William that I am desperately trying to save in the "Bowling for William" article. This man has a wicked sense of humor, and rapid fire linguistic abilities. Sure to make you laugh unless you're a pokemon of sorts. In which case he'll put you in his pokeball. He is currently a freshman at Texas A&M Internatinal University. Quoth William, "I AM THE GREATEST!" End Quoth. |
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| Hoi "Hoe/Moi" Wong [email protected] Hoi, Hoi, Hoi. When you first meet this guy you tend to think he's really reserved. Then find him an attractive young lady and he'll dance like crazy (DDR style yo!) and say dirty jokes and dirty words, yet lose no integrity in the process. Salutatorian of Alexander's 2003 graduates. This man is XXXtremely smart and owns several illegal vehicles. Currently a freshman at University of Southern California which is somewhere on the west coast. Hoi sez: "Why buy diamonds when you have cubic zarconium!"? You tell me Hoi, you tell me. |
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| Jenni Chandarlis This here purty grrl is my ex-grrlfriend. Yes, she's still a girl and yes she's still my friend but you get the picture. She lives in Texas so every now and then I sing that country song, and it rings true to me. What can I say except that sometimes I think she's crazy at times because she thinks that I'm funny. She's really into the Beatles, werking hard, hiding in car trunks, and other things that are cuter in person than text. There's never a dull moment with Jenni,even when she's biting your nipple off! Currently a senior at J.B. Alexander High School in the streets of Laredo. |
| Maria Fontenelle [email protected] I met Maria when I went uninvited to Brian/Paul's radioshow and pranced around the studio. She was the first person to notice that my plaid shirt was really shiny and new! I felt special. Anyhoo, I don't really know Maria too well. She's soft spoken, really likes/loves the arts, and has a radioshow. Seems famous. Currently a senior at St. Mary's College in South Bend, IN. Oh!! She's from Brazil unless some tomfoolery was involved. |
| Elizabeth Carrera [email protected] "It's been eons!!" Those are the werds that Liz will say when she see you according to her. I first met Liz at Alexander sometime or another,but didn't start talking to her until mathematics were involved. Thanks to math we can both solve equations of a single variable (and maybe two!). She sure can swim, knows she's attractive (thanks to magnets), and always has some crazi story to help yee pass the time. Currently a Senior at Alexander High School in Laredo. |
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| Adrian Ramachandran aka "bukkake cum slut" [email protected] I first met this guy during frosh-o, which is a hazing ritual for non-American freshmen. This man was born in Singapore and lived in England for a while (so he's down with tea time yo!). When he's not doing werk or making moves on the ladies, this man is sk8er cool to hang with. He plays the guitar and we jam at times, at times we talk about random stuff which is always good, considering the chaos in our lives we need to organise. But for now I hate him because he shoved a snowball down my shirt and poked my face. A Freshman at Notre Dame in the only dorm that doesn't give a damn, MOTOWN!! |