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| TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): You'll be ready to go to the show and your car will not start. What were you thinking when you bought a used Taurus? A friend will come to pick you up and you'll have a fun evening ... but next time you buy a car, read Consumer Reports first. |
| GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): You will see a beautiful set of twins at the show. You will fantasize about going home with both of them. You will go home with neither. |
| CANCER (June 21 - July 22): You don't need to see a rock band - you need to see an oncologist! |
| LEO (July 23 - Aug 22): A chance encounter between songs tonight could lead to a meaningful relationship with Libra or Virgo ... but only if you take good care of your bartenders and waitresses! |
| VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Venus rising means that love and music go together for you today so you could be lucky in love tonight ... although a nice halter top and a tight mini skirt won't hurt your chances any. |
| LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22): Scales are in your sign and you will hear many of them at the show tonight. Some of them may actually be played correctly. |
| SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Cycle high, you will be at the right place at the right time. Rock-A-Fellas - 10pm - Sat. Music will inspire great passions. Girls should remember that harmonica players are an excellent outlet for heightened passions. |
| SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21): The Moon in flowing aspect to Saturn means these already creative people will be at the peak of their talents. Three of the Moles Bros are of this sign. You're in for a fantastic show tonight! |
| CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Mercury is at odds with Jupiter and the only way for you get through these conflicted times is to dance, dance, dance. At Moles Bros shows, dancing (especially chair dancing) is always encouraged! |
| AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Sorry ... but it is no longer your age. Fortunately, every song you hear at the Moles Brothers show will be better than THAT song. |
| PISCES (Feb 19 - March 20): Look at your sign. You will drink like a fish tonight and after the show find yourself in that position with a complete stranger. Isn't life wonderful?!?!?!? |
| HOROSCOPES FOR SAT, NOVEMBER 1ST |
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| ARIES (March 21- April 19): You will strongly consider staying home tonight but your special appreciation for music will make you change your mind. You will be rewarded by a great Moles Bros performance. |