Why the Alien doing Tai Chi?
A brief but humorous story:

So Daryn and myself are going out caving one time when this small oreintal guy comes running towards us.  We were on a dirt road so we weren't shocked to see anyone.  The guy said that he was practicing tai chi and had been hearing this strange noise for a long time.  We investigated with him but it turned out to be a blower pipe to a water pipe.  It wasn't a big deal to us but the guy was convinced something was up there.  It was humorous to us, but probably isn't that funny now.
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