| Who's Got The Crack |
| There's no such thing As a harmless joke There's no such thing As a gentle toke There's no such thing As Panama Jack Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I am a goat In a moat With a boat Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I like it when My hair is poofy I like it when You slip me a roofie I like it when You've got the crack Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I wanna be a hippie But I forgot how to love Its hard to be a garbage-man When a sailor stole my glove I wanna be reckless But I'm feeling so uptight Put your mama in a headlock baby! And do it right! Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? |