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| BLACK WAX ALL-STARS |
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| WHEN YOU MIX ONE PART EGG NOG AND ONE PART BIG RED CREAM SODA YOU GET THE ANGRY OVARY OR (AS THE RUSSKIES WOULD SAY IT) THE "BIG NOG" RULE #1: DO WHAT YO MOMMA TOLD YOU! FO REAL! |
| WELLLLLL, WE ATE A SHITLOAD OF FUCKING MUSHROOMS.......TRIPPED BALLS FOR LIKE NINETEEN HOURS AND BLEW UP A CAT'S ASSHOLE YO. LATER ON, THE CAT'S ASSHOLE HAD RETURNED WITH WEIRD ARMOR ON IT'S FUR. YOUR UNCLE OWES ME SO MUCH MONEY, BUT YOUR UNCLE IS A CAN OF THEM BEANS BIIIIIIATCH!! |