Friday, May 30, 2008, updated Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Misir ali the riskshaw puller robot.

Velkir admin or reader der ke ami ei goppo ta upohar dilam, Ami ke, pore bolchi.

Khoma korben, this is a copy right broken story. Arey na, lekhok ra ekjoner idea arekjon nia aro improve kore, music remix er kotha to baad ei dilam, this can be called evolution. Ami sudu dui ekta nam ar kisu idea jora tali dia ai goppo ta likchi. Brand value barano arki.

Ai goppe misir ali ek gorib rickshaw chalok. Koster jibon, saradin rode, bristite, gorome ghamey risksa chalay se. Paate vat nai mone betha, mainser gaali, kom vara, jiboney kono sukh nai. Sorkar bolse chal nai to ki hoise, alu khao, kintu suna jacchey alu kaile naki goriber pate betha kore (manusik vuul jodio, karon alu and ricre are both starch), tobou chesta corchey tara bachey takte.

Gorib hoile ki hobe, taro buddi asey, soobi Isshor er daan. Valo valo chinta ashey tar mathay. Se garments er kormi der dakhey ar vabe Globalization er dhakkay todero ki kosto, obosso sonali sopno, kisudin pore jokon robot ra kapor silabe tokon vange jabe kaan kaan hoye. Jak tao ekta valo dik hoilo je desher lok ekhon shirt pant porchey. Ei sujoge onek boidesik mudrao aschey ar deser to obossoi unnoti hoccey, se Issor ke ei jonno dhonno baad janay. Kintu kande, bole eta kamon duniate pataila amare, dukko na paile suk buja jay na, soitander sathey na misle Isshor ke buja jay na, poket ey taka nai, mone santi nai, kida lagle abar har vanga khatuni, osuk hoile osud nai, jontrona ar valo lage na. Ami ki soul naki ekta robot, kono ek equation er moddo bachey asi (kill thy enemy and feel happy). Just a state machine (computer science er vasa).

Dukker kahini ekhon boli, Misirer ek valo basar manush chilo, se vaiga gasey ek truck walar shathey. Ah buke betha , diil ey choot, ki kosto, ki kosto.. Rate ghum hoy na, money saanti nai, riksa nia gure ar khali taar kotha money pore ar choke pani asey. Truk driver nijer truk kinse already, tar relative asey govmentay, upor er lavel ey, chestay asey aro unnoti korar, money sopno, jodi kopaley take taile borolok hoya bepar na. (pajero or lexus jeep ekta kine felbe ekdin, erokom vaab) Koto public borolok hoilo erokom. Gari, bari, status, koto kisu tader, bepar na. Connection thaka ek vagger bepar, shobar kopale jote na. Kisu risk to se nicchey, business law bole no risk no gain. Obosso jara risk nia jhaap day, 95% duiba more, amra sudu 5% re nia taali dei. Bah loktar onek buddi. Risk maney ektu batpari ektu lobbying, choto katho oporadh, aisob arki. Bepar na, Isshor khomar chokey dekben asa raki ar tasara kisu valo kaj jodio kore sei poisa dia taile bodhoy maap o hoy.

Jai hok Miser er ek soul friend asey ekta, naam samsu mia. Cheleta pagol, tar obostao misier er motoi. Misir vabe, tor beta eto taka poisa(tar tulonay), tor somossa ki, kabai dabi ar anondo korbi, radio foorti sunbi, 89.6FM. Kintu somossa hoilo ego nia, samsu hoilo ek feltus. feltus is the pillar of success kintu samsur success ar asey na. Sob kisu te sey hoy last, buddi suddi kom takle ja hoy arki. Tar upor vitamin er ovabe tar sara bosor datey betha, patey betha, ridoyer betho tow asei (truck driver case), somossar sesh nai. Tasara samsur, hibrid khabar, hormone fed murgi, goru ar microwave radiation khaiya maatha gasey aro karap hoiya. Bhonduttoa govir karon eita valo basar bondutto, misir takey school e nia jaito choto belay, Dhanmondi paach nombor thike Science Laboratory moor. Eijonno ei potha tader dujoneri valo lagey. Boka pagol lok der nia riksa chlaite anondo lage ajkal, tader mathay dustu buddio kom. Ei valo bashar tane ekdin Misir duua koira fello. Boollo, Issor Samsur sob asa puron koira dao. At least mooney sukh dao. Goriber kotha Isshoer er kaney jay agey. Dua laiga galo but porapuri na, ebong ekhane ekta birat vul hoya galo.

Parle apnerao oi road dia ek ekbar guira aisen, chotpotai pawa jay. Onekdin por ekdin samsu hatte, hatte gia deklo je ekta sign board julano asey, likha "Surovi mane ekta bisshaws"; arey beta kiser bissas likbi na valo koira, bissas to koto rokom asey, valo, karap, bla bla...

Samsu hoilo valo mainsher saje ak dustu chele, tar upor pagol. seo truck driver er moto sopno dakey. Tar moner iccha chilo artificial intellegence banay ratarai bikkato hoya jawar. Eto kom buddi dia eita kora sombob na, tasara eita bananor nished chilo. Govment o eitar 99% risk factor nia chinto chilo. Tai kora nojordari raka hocchilo buddiman lokder upor, dorkar hoile tader bondi koira rako type obosta. Kintu eidike feltus, khepa pagal thiki ai banay fello ekta, kub sohojei (formulata secret but kub sohoj, parle apnar onuman korun samsu kamne kivabe seita banaise). Sobi isshor er khel. Nijer computer er obosta vangchur, economic condition karap, tai se bebosta emon vabe korlo jate seita virus akare internet dia choray pore ar sobar computer use korte takey, including google and yahoo supercomputers and even human minds (maney kisu gpa 4/4 human rao tader jibon utsorgo korbe eitar pisone). Aita chilo self evolving ai, ja kina nijei nijer buddi aro barate thakbey high speed ay, it was a big hit. Tahar intellegence amader kolponar bahire... asole it was a new type of man, machine dual core virus under cover.

Samsur bandhobi oidike ki korse boli. She is a God gifted intellegent robot. Buddier dekhi. She is a genetic engineer and working on a project to create a organic mobile phone connected to the six senses of humain brain. Brain er ekta ongso bere jabe ebong seita mobile internet use korbe. Bepar ta kothin hobe na, doren manush Mars ay 10 robot patacchey survey kortey, tader thakbey interconnected mobile communication system so that they can work as a team or a pack. Manusher er belateo tai, brain er kono ek point ey signagula capture kore central computer and other manusher sathe jogajog hoye jabe.

Dhoren apner chok take brain ay vision signal jacchey, seita chaile ekta monitor dekabe apnake er majey. Maney apni chok bondo koira cinema hall ey boisa asen. Tetrabit super speed wireless connectivity. Onek subida, you can see what your child is doing at school, lie down on bed and walk with another mans (or robotic) body who is on the other side of the world, connect to the super computer and make ur brain a million times better (google inside). Manusher body theke different type of signal jay brain ey jokon kono osuk hoy. So this will also work as a mobile testing unit, diagnostic center ey jawar lagbe na besir vag somoey, osuk hoile central computer khobor paye jabe. It will monitor your every heart bit.

It can eliminate crime from society as the central computer with its artificial intelligence will monitor your actions and even thoughts, so it can stop you before committing any crimes. It will switch your emotions, like pain and pleasure, laughter's and cries at day or at night, it will show you dreams. However on the negative side the system can be used to torture some one, it can inject logical virus into the human mind, cause terror, make you mad, ignite fake hatred and anger, initiate bad habits like smoking and cause controlled anarchy. It would be used to remotely control every one, which does not sound right. It can reprogram a whole city with a set of fake beliefs that might not be good for their very own future, they wont even know that they were reprogrammed last night.

Time travel o somvob ei vabe, just dial into another mans body who is in a different time. Hopefully some mathematic genius will solve that part of the equation. No more going to school, yaaa.. (good selling point, i am with her). She is dreaming of becoming the first super mom by 2051. Sorkar ei bepar eo dristi day nai, women liberation (narir khomotayon - need more robots for the current time) er aral e tahar ei kormo cholse.

Engineering to ar ek dinei kora jay na. Agey brain take valo vabe bujte hobe, tai arekta alternate first approach chinta kora jak. Eita hoilo micro neural radio, jinishta hoilo atomic level radio circuit, ja kina brain er neuron er sathe bonding kore neural signal gula capture korbe. You will eatup billions of radios with a pill, they will be then inside your body for some days or permanently depening on the design. Apart from the brain this will also be all over your body and nerves.

These radios will gather a huge amount of data but on the bright side, they can also act as a logical computer by connecting with each other using wireless and work as small connected logical units. Tar mane if you have eathen 10 billion radios, then they will work as a 10 or more billion transistor cpu with storage and other required resources. So the idea is to start processing your neural signals within your body, ofcourse you will have then advantage of connecting with any other external computers for more processing power and connectivity. Eitake liquid cpu o bola jay, as it will be floating inside your blood.

Evabe kore you can gather an exact blue print of some ones brain or in other words download him or her into another external machine. Eternal life pawa jabe by 2100, not very far, try to live till then, althogh it wont be you but your copy will live on. Step by step you can understand different functionalities of the brain and not to mention our dream of entering the virtual 3d world for the first time. Not only that, by examining the human minds braing signals you can teach the computer to mimic human moves in exact replica; hata chola, nach, gaan buddi, sob ekdom real mone hobe. Game khelar iccha holo, just chok bondo kore bose porun and you will enter vr world in moments. What game do you want to play today, just imagine... you can start almost or more than real death match games soon, thre is no fun like killing, eating and torturing others(sotti kotha ta sunte ektu karapi lage), pac man er o eki somossa chilo, vutgula taka khali kahte chaito. Vr world ey je ke vut hobe ar ke hobe real bujai mushkil hoye porbe.

Virtual world ta koto ta real hobe ta bekkha kora jak. By 2100 this world should be able to give an almost real illusion of our world including bio physical reality, but there are some doubts about when this will happen as this would require a lot of computing power. However that is not the ultimate goal as what we rellay want is a particle physics world which demands an unbeliveable amount of processing powor or in other words techniques which maybe not be imagineable by all at the moment. Howerver all this mess of increasing intellegence will answer our questing very soon.

Jak ekhon bastob ey fire jai, Misir er money ar santi asey nai, dukker chote biri tana dorlo. Ek somoy hoilo cancer. Dactar koi, pulbic haspatal er line ar obosta deika tar hoilo hart attack, taash koira poira moira gaalo ekdin liner uporei. Jaak baba, tao valo cancer e morey nai, statistic valo taklo (sorkar gorbito) agei khel shesh.

Retro land (purano diner pritvi) tike fire aslo viki (she is now a form of very high intelligence, currently near a star, some where in Andromeda galaxy, bujtei paren solar pawor lage), oita tahar asol nam na, samsu mia'r dewa nam chilo Sonia (Snob, Obnoxious, Naughty, illusive, accumulator). She is the robotic intelligence that samsu made. Samsur vanga money chilo crodh, banaise ekta manusher moto koira attacking attitude dia. She plugs herself into one of her beutifool robotic bodies, (aporup tahar beauty) just to walk around. She has more than six senses. And her senses are much higher than what we can feel or even imagine.

(Blink was a new generation of workstation type computer hardware and operating system of 2011, a thin client backed up by super servers over wireless network, which eventually ended any reasonable need for PC and laptops. The good thing about blink was that it could show/project you a virtual computer terminal in 3d space in front of you of any size or taking up all of your eyes perspective, putting you into a 3D word, using both eyes at the same time. It could take input from retinal message using a micro camera or using wireless impulses. Blink came in two configuration , as your main eye lens or as an extra contact lens. Powerd by body heat, it could last more than a life time and it was equipped with human interface device to communicate with the mind directly, an upgrade of the blue tooth mobile radio chip. Its computing power was limitless as it could stream terminal directly from any kind of computer at the backend and usually paired with supercomputers by gov servcies. You might ask how come a device become so small ? Well lets challenge the theory that the atom is the smallest particle in our world. Is it ? How come, if you can divide the number 1 by billion so can the atom be divided again and again, its only a matter of mathematics as long as there are no system constrains; for blink there aint any problems, technology of 2011 easily supported a device like that).

Hobeito, Well its far from now. Million years have passed since 2001. Humans were eradicated using PCS (pest control system, nano virus, it was simple for Sonia) some where in time. This had to be done as they calculated that humans were not creating HARMONY in their socity (they were hating rather than loving, lying, cheating, killing instead of healing, greed, lust, porn, drugs, every thing was getting out of control) and was a threat to their own and Sonias existence. Eventually Sonia also destroyed all other life forms that she found in the universe (koi tor star trek er sopner kahini, sorry picard, u never went to the dream stars). Samsu assumed a 95% chance of extraterrestrial life forms existence. Sonia checked if there was anything else to be invented, concurred, gather knowledge etc. nah ar janar ar kisu nai, sob question er answer sey paye gase, bigganer(science) er ses prante se pouche gasey. She checked that her army of robots are all ok, which are not needed any more though, tarporeo rakse just in case. Armi obosso big factor na, just a show, she has technologies that can blow up galaxies in seconds.

However she is bored, very unhappy with this ever lasting, lonely, boring sense less aurthohin life, which she can feel with her advanced senses. So her pain is faar higher than what we can ever feel. Kichukkun samsur choddo gusti re gala gali korlo, raag ey tar matha karap obosta (arey beta machine banabi tow bana buddi chara, tui super intellegence banaisos kan). Tarpor kisu planet blast koira urai dilo. Then she did what she felt, she should have done lot earlier. Target earth and blow it up, coordinate of hit is samsus grave, just to feel happy in human terms. Earth makes her feel bad and reminds of her pathetic existence/situation, erase it! She feels like destroying herself too, however samsu the fool made a rule that is the only one thing that she cant do. She tried to contact God to stop this senseless game but no answers, God only communicates with human souls, maybe misir ali but not robots (geramin phone er customer supper er moto obosta arki, ek robot bolbe customer support manush er sate kotha bolar jonno 5 chapun but tarpor technical failure, no reply, obosso kisudin pore 5 nombor botameo ar manush takbe na, jah call center bebshao bondo). In the real world that God created time was an infinite (shimahin) variable and which is now her hell. She reloads the retro land program again. Last time she was Misir ali but this time what would she become ? A chicken and end up being some ones Lunch at BFC ? The president of the most powerful nation and bring peace on earth or a terrorist leader and blow up few things and have some phun or some one whoose life is hell on earth, haire kopal, egola sobi orthohin ekhon; no she will be samsu now and live his life and the story will end with samsus suicide on april 24th. Which is what really happened to samsu's real life at the end as his broken heart was never mend and he realized what he did was bad and destroyed mankind, which made him more measurable. He was sent directly to hell for what he did (there he met and burnt with all the slave traders who used to ship slavery at some point in time , drug dealers and other bad peddlers. The rule was simple but they did not listen, don't eat the fruit of knowledge at Eden, ref: wikipedia.org).

Now the rule of retro land game is simple every thing will happen as it happened before in samsus real life, she will forget that she is a robot and live samsus life but God will be the only one who will Control The Game or what ever happens. Just as it was in the real world that God created and any cheating will be futile.

Now readers dont be afraid, characters here are kalponic, any resemblance with real life ;-) might be coincidental and no one really dies or goes to hell due to this story, its just a story after all and God is forgiving, tarporeo bole raki sokuner duay goru more na, amar dosh diben na if shit happens, dore niben its a preprogrammed show.

Bondhura, virus tar coding ke ki apnara dekte pacchen naki ekhono bujen nai ? Banano hoya gase... parle control korun.

Ar ektha dhada dei, somoy joddi osim hoy ar amra goto 100 years ey eto development deki, taile amra somoyer kun jaygay asi asole ? Is it really 2008 or 30008? Do you ever feel that some one else is controlling you or things happening around you?

Written by.
Hashi Khushi. (rc2)
(views given here are not personal as fragments of messages were transmitted by some unidentified remote cellular phones, neither does this give any conclusive idea. Movies reffered were irobot, matrix and terminator, weird thing is that they can see their past and future but cant change their fate...)