10 Ways to get voted off the Island.

1. There's no sign that says it isn't a nude beach.

2. It's still rice. Just with more urine-y goodness.

3. It's not like she's dead. She's just in a coma.

4. We can still eat the pig. It'll just taste a little funny around the rump.

5. How was I supposed to know that kerosene wouldn't put him out.

6. Whoa, when did "lechery" become such a dirty word?

7. I notice you didn't want the drinking water before I had it? Hmmm.

8. You can still wear them.

9. I cooked some without the hashish.

10. I'm sure they'll give us more beer.

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