10 Reasons not to use Phillip Nitschke's Suicide Bag.
1. It'll mess up your hair.
2. Asphyxiation is so five minutes ago.
3. You prefer the whole "cry for help" thing to
actually not being able to change your mind.
4. It has a dumb name. Maybe if it was the Sui-2000, or Crazy
Phil's Bag-O-Death.
5. It's not made from recycled materials. What if it
were to choke a little penguin?
6. Nitschke sounds like a very Russian name. Damn commo.
7. It was only a gold-fish for god's sakes.
8. Maybe she'll just forget the whole gaffer-tape thing
9. Macgyver wouldn't use a bag.
10. You have everything to live for. Don't kill yourself.