1. Ignore the sign that says, "Please don't poke the rhinos."
2. Tell the mobster, "It's okay if you're gay, I won't tell anyone."
3. Juggle chainsaws.
4. Ask the guy at the KKK impound for directions to your Synagogue.
5. Wonder aloud why there are so many stupid rednecks below the Mason-Dixie line.
6. Ask a Satanist if they've found Christ.
7. Smear your body with goat's innards and go play at the Doberman farm.
8. Try to find out how many volts it takes to magnetize your belt buckle.
9. Find out what uranium tastes like.
10. Have a toke on an Ebola virus test-tube.