1. Take over the World.
2. Come out of the closet.
3. Actually assassinate a president.
4. Have his Bar Mitzvah.
5. Become a spokesperson for the Affirmative Action movement.
6. Not see the subliminal messages in Disney movies.
7. Celebrate Martin Luther King day.
8. Organize a "Sing-Along-To-The-Jacksons" night.
9. Try to break refugees out of Woomera.
10. Realize that Hitler was a bit of a nut, really.