10 Reasons to have your body cryogenically frozen after
death.
1. You can knock Walt Disney's ass down for all of the stupid
sequels.
2. Tight, figure hugging, future fashions.
3. Chicks really dig the older man thing.
4. No more George W. Bush
5. Flying cars.
6. State assassinations for telley-tubbies
7. Never have to hear about the Blink 182 final tour, their
return tour, or their come-back special. They'll be long dead.
8. There might be a duck in the White House
9. No more ducking around the point. England and Australia
will simply be known as America II and America III.
10. Peace on earth, and goodwill towards all men, blah blah
blah.