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.:. You Know You�re a Stevie/FM Fan When... .:.
Submitted by Lindsey S. -
� You quote the Stevie Nicks Behind the Music in a conversation about coat hangers.
� You request black chiffon uniforms at your work/school.
� You complain to a Latin radio station about why they aren't playing "Leather and Lace."
� You wake up screaming, "Rhiannon, don't go! Don't leave me! Don't leave me!!!!"
� You find yourself saying, "Gee, that car sure reminds me of Stevie Nicks!"
� Your license plate is "WWSD" or "What Would Stevie Do?"
� You start singing "Gypsy" to the beat of someone honking at you at an intersection.
� When you see "SNL" in your TV Guide, you turn it on expecting "Stevie Nicks Live."
� You won't take off your 6 inch platform boots, even for soccer.
� You climb anything close to a snow-covered hill, turn around, hallucinate Stevie's reflection in the snow, and wait there 'till the landslide brings you down.
� You own 3 Stevie Nicks Designer Lamps.
� You spend $1500 on a stuffed animal to throw onstage at a Stevie concert.
� "Damn your love, damn your lies" pops out in the middle of your nephew's bar mitzvah.
� You can recite the entire Bella Donna album by heart in less than 4 minutes.
� You burned all of you CD's previous to Stevie/Fleetwood Mac as a tribute to her.
� You mold your mashed potatoes into Stevie's face.
� You own an exact replica of Stevie's toothbrush.
� You make your own Stevie platforms.
� You hold Stevie Nicks worship ceremonies.
� You own a chiffon thong.
Submitted by�me! *lol* -
� You look down at your math homework and *somehow* Fleetwood Mac lyrics are doodled all over it.
� You find yourself wondering (often) �what would I do if Stevie walked in right now?�
� You think Stevie and Lindsey should get back together, and even if they don�t want to, you think they should put up a front just for you.
� You draw stick figure versions of all the members of Fleetwood Mac
� You�re in science class, and you�re heating up water on a burner and you hear someone say �It�s steaming� � and you think they said �It�s Stevie!� (yes, this comes from personal experience *g*)
� You have birthday parties for every member of the Mac
� No one trusts you to bring music for parties or dance anymore because they know it will be FM
� You plan cute workout outfits for Stevie to wear on her treadmill.
� You make a Fleetwood Mac board game
� You think it would be funny to hear Christine speak Ebonics (well wouldn�t it?!?!?! Can�t you just see her � �yo yo my dog, what up g? in her British accent?! *focrotflmaol*)
� You wonder what flavor ice cream each member of FM likes
� If you�re in your car and an FM song comes on the radio, you drive around until it ends, even though you have the CD at home.
� You think up screen names for each member of FM � (Mick = MICKISTHECOOLEST, John = PenguinMan303, Christine = Songbird2431, Lindsey = GuitarGod49, Stevie = MysticalPrincess)
� You think up lists like these
� You have an FM or FM-related website
� You own all of the FM albums when Stevie was in the band, all of Stevie�s solo albums, and at least one other band member�s solo album.
� You think about what gifts FM would give each other for holidays.
� You want to forsake your old god(s?) and start worshipping Rhiannon
� You wonder if Stevie ever had to do algebra homework
� You wonder what grade Stevie got in algebra
� You wonder if Stevie liked algebra
� You wonder if Stevie got bored in algebra
� You wonder what Stevie�s doing when you�re in algebra
� You think about Stevie a lot in your algebra class
� When, in a TV show, someone comes in and says �I got Nicks tickets!� (meaning the sports team), your friend (who doesn�t even like Stevie) immediately think they�re talking about tickets to a Stevie concert.
� Fleetwood Mac/Stevie/Lindsey/Christine CD�s take up a majority of your collection
� You know more about Fleetwood Mac than your parents (if your parents are from �that generation� and you aren�t)
� You find yourself spurting �random Stevie facts�, commonly known as RSF�s. (aka, did you know that Stevie had breast implants?)
� You had to teach everyone at a party who Fleetwood Mac and all its members are, and include a brief biography for all of them. (*lol* personal experience�)
� If one of your friends thought Tom Petty was a racecar driver (*lol* this has nothing to do with Stevie�but I thought it was funny, so there)
� You and a bunch of friends make plans to bring a dozen white winged doves each to Stevie�s concert, hiding them under inconspicuous trench coats and then releasing them when Stevie sings Edge of Seventeen
Submitted by Carolyn -
� You say things in emails like "Can I say one sentence without the word Stevie in it? I don't Stevie think so. What Stevie do you think?"
� You mess with pictures of Stevie/FM to make them funnier
� You can recognize Californians because they sound like Stevie when they alk (listen to a Beach Boys song and you'll know what I mean).
� You find yourself sounding like Stevie when you talk (even if you're not from California).
� You start using common phrases that Stevie uses alot ("you know" for example).
Submitted by Mallory -
� You give your friends biographys about each fleetwood mac members even though they havent heard about them.
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