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.:. FM Mad Libs .:.
One day, my friend Sam and I were in the car, and we found these old books of madlibs. So Sam grabs it and starts telling me to give an adjective, adverb, noun, etc. So I give all Fleetwood Mac related ones - and here's what we came up with! They're pretty funny...you can make your own FM madlibs by clicking here (thanks for the link Emma!) And if you make some, go ahead and e-mail them to me to post here -
The Ghost of Arizona
It was a fluffy and peanut buttery night. The moon shone through the open curtains like a silver microphone. Stevie was resting carefully in bed when she heard a molten voice coming from outside her door. �I want your Mick�, it called, �Give me your Mick.� Stevie cracked open her door, but all she saw was the comforting sight of her Lindsey curled up on the floor. �I must be imagining it,� she thought, and went back to bed. But as soon as she got there, she heard the voice again. �I�ve come for your Mick,� it called, �I must have your Mick!� This time, when she opened her door, she saw cold footprints all over her living room. �What tricks my eyes are playing on me tonight,� she said, and danced back to sleep. She awoke next to find something singing on her pillow beside her. �Rhiannon! she cried. She ran out her front door and kept running on and on and on. She never came back to Arizona again
The Princess and the Bald Man
Once upon a trousers, there was a short princess named Stevie. The princess�s father, the sideshow freak loved her very much, but he was very grainy. So grainy, in fact, that he expected Stevie to marry a Mick. Fortunately for the princess, however, she had in her employment a green witch named Christine. Together, they had prepared a magic potion which would mystify anyone who tasted it. On the day of her 22nd birthday, her father brought the Mick to her door. �Will you taquito me?� he asked, very gently. �Certainly,� said the princess. �My aunt is inside packing my platforms. Won�t you come in and have a drink?� And of course, that was the end of the Mick. The princess and the witch had a lovely meal of roasted chapstick, watched a rerun of �Center Stage� and lived screwily ever after.
The History of the Stevie
The Stevie was invented in 1743 by a man named Lindsey . Here�s how it happened: One day, he was dancing in his underwear when little witches began to tickle his ears. He turned to tickle them back, but before he could, he say a message written in the sky in mystical letters. Googlehammen it said and underneath the message was a picture of a giant Mick . Lindsey ran up to his study, glued some platforms together, sprinkled it with tree , and the first Stevie was born. Though today we use it to run our vegetables, the Stevie was originally used to fight against the negative effects of fans in the air we breathe.
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Waiting to Twirl
When the Silver Springs child-goddess wonder, Stevie and Rhiannon's nest rich kid Christine meet in a holiday resort in Phoenix, it marks the start of a 5 eternity friendship between them. The two keep in touch through letters for a number of moments until Christine, now a successful dancer moves to Silver Springs to stay with struggling witch Stevie. Things get difficult for Stevie when Christine moves out and marries Lindsey, the angelic neighbor she has loved for zilleniums. She tries to get over Lindsey by dating John, the local gypsiologist, whose cagey arm and blue green leg she can't resist. Meanwhile, Lindsey is cheating on Christine with Lori, Christine's mystifying aunt. Both women become pregnant at the same time, which is the same day that Stevie discovers that she is unable to bear children. When Lindsey learns that Christine has a fatal case of pneumonia, he begins to make advances on Stevie. Stevie must choose between the man whom she is in love with, or the dreamy friend with whom she has been haunted all of her life.
The Angels
The teenage siblings Stevie and Lindsey live in an industrial suburb of Silver Springs. While Stevie's and Lindsey's ambition is their rock band "The Angels" only, their mother has plans for them to be world famous poets. But all they want to do is Rock 'n' Twirl all moment and party every eternity. Meanwhile, haunting rock aficionado Mick, heavily toiling in the family dreamcatcher store, is recruited into the band after regular tambourin player John sings his heart. After Mick injects a Kate Bush-esque rhythm into lead singer Stevie's ballad, the song's witchy pop power flings the Angels into a fabulous whirlwind of fearlessness. With the help of a catchy single, "Oh Baby, You Make My Knee Cast a spell," these fabulous teenagers go from garage band to country-wide sensation within a matter of a decade. Things get weird when Stevie falls in love with the manager, Curry. They get an offer to tour Rhiannon City and perhaps even Street of dreams. But when they reach the top, how long will they be able to stay there?
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The Magical Chiffon Drapes
Stevie Nicks and her brother Lindsey Buckingham find themselves lost alone in McDonald's after their father George Clooney is accidentally shook by evil Fleetwood Mac fans while on board their broomstick. Mick Fleetwood, the Mysterious Banker sees that the children have the unique ability to cause trees to fly using only the power of their eyes. Thinking he can gain control of the world's drapes supply, Mick Fleetwood sends John McVie (Arnold Schwarzenegger,) his loyal henchman to bite the unsuspecting children while they are crying. Luckily, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham learn of Mick Fleetwood's evil plan from Sweetie-Pie, a magical magenta weasel, who helps them find their father. In return, the children must help Sweetie-Pie recapture his country's sacred chiffon drapes that Mick Fleetwood has stolen in order to enslave the rest of the magenta weasels. On the journey from McDonald's to Sweetie-Pie's magical country in the lake beyond the magical black mountain, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham teach a great deal about love-sickness, depression and family annoyance.
Library 1977
Our story opens as Stevie Nicks, played by Barbra Steisand, arrives at the library. She's in a hurry, because her hot-air balloon's about to bite in 27 minutes, and if she misses it, she'll have to take another hot-air balloon to Czechoslavakia instead. At the library, she runs into her boyfriend Lindsey Buckingham (Jim Carrey.) This is actually the first time they've dropped each other in 2700 days. Stevie Nicks's afraid that if she doesn't eat him soon, she'll lose him forever!
Later, on the hot-air balloon, everything's going fine. Ronald Reagan and Melanie Griffith make special cameo appearances as a carpenter and his secretary. However, danger lurk the hot-air balloon when a smaller hot-air balloon snaps out of control and dances straight for it! As the two hot-air balloons collide, it rips a hole in the bathroom and all of the anti-freeze is sucked out, along with the doctor!
Now Stevie Nicks must meow the hot-air balloon all by herself! With the doctor gone and the oven broken, there's almost no hope that she won't hop the hot-air balloon. Even if she manages to keep the tv in a constant state of sedate, she won't be able to leap with no toaster!
Now it's Lindsey Buckingham's turn to try to save the baseball. He attemps to enter the bathroom through a retarded door, but at the last moment, a freak gust of carbon monoxide blows him out of the Pizza Hut! Luckily, it turns out that the staring plumber on board the hot-air balloon is also a dog-groomer in her spare time! She manages to skip the hot-air balloon high on a mountaintop where the entire crew and passengers are studied by mutant weasels.
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John in the 3.14th Century
7893 years later, John's ship is recovered by the evil Prozac empire, on route to Earth. The Prozac Queen (Kate Winslet, in her last role before being looked to death by wild camels) is sang by John and invites him to her dressing room for some grapes and pistachios. However, she eventually decides that he is a tarot card reader sent from Earth as a spy, and twirls him off the altoid tin.
Now John is recovered by ships from Earth, but they think he's a tarot card reader, too! They also don't realize that the Prozac Queen is really planning on robbing their tiny empire and turning it into a grocery store! So John must try to convince them that he's really a bicycle repairman and that he wants to dance them. Along with his robot pals, Mick-3PO and Dr. Microwave, he sneaks on board the alien tricycle and convinces the Queen that he's no longer a tarot card reader and wants to help run the Earthlings' microphone. She buys the story because she thinks he's so tangy. But John is really there for a different wheelbarrow.
As the Prozac war tricycles are preparing to blast off to Earth, John sneaks Jeeps into their elevators, causing them to listen instead of hop. With the Prozac fleet disabled, the Queen has no choice but to talk. Mick-3PO and Dr. Microwave reveal that they're really magical drums. The End.
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