Quote of the day:
"ntl were calling at 11:30 to connect me to over 200 television
channels at the cost of £66 a month. I will find the money somehow. A man
of my intellect cannot afford to ignore global culture."
Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction |
13:00 They're gone!! And so is
Charles, who was THE ONLY ONE to turn up last night. But it was a blast!
:-) The boys loved him immediately, and they spent all night comparing
porn sites, faeces and drug experiences... After 12 we went out heading
for Plug, but we only got as far as The Vine Inn, where we stayed until 3:30
or something. I looked ridiculous, and judging by the non-effect I had on
the place it's really a drugged-up hole! The DJ even played Love And
Pride, how good CAN it get?! LOL! I talked a lot of shit to complete
strangers, as usual. At one point Lukas nodded to the young punk he was
rolling a joint with and proudly introduced me as: "This is my sister!" Given that
I was strutting by in purple tights, platforms and a home-made green
torn-bits top with my hair standing up and a green make-up stripe over my
nose, swigging from a bottle of champagne, I reckon that was a pretty
good "family moment" for my standards!
Here's a "before" picture:

Charles wanted to stay, so I put him up in
the living room. We must have made a right racket, the boys were chanting
Charles's name while I was baking ciabatta at 4 in the morning. I could
have set the whole place on fire!!
I passed out briefly with my head on the PC keyboard, luckily too drunk to
make any regrettable posts on the forum. George was on gaydar, bless him!
God bless the internet! LOL
20:30
I haven't made any resolutions, and as long as I still have the left-over
bottles in the house it would be pointless anyway! I've already had 1 1/2
bottles of white wine today, but what the heck! I'll be sober next week.
Chicago is on the telly tonight and I'm
going to watch it to finally remember the whole thing - I worked backstage
at the musical for 2 weeks, why can't I remember the plot?! LOL
I do remember that shoes with bows placed an important role. Haha.
However, Stephen Fry is presenting some pointless countdown show on the
other channel at the same time. Oh, isn't life cruel?! I'll have to switch
channels every 3 minutes!
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