Jokes
"I don't Want to hurt Anyone Frm any community, any religion just i want to seee smiles on faces tht's my motive behind this page"
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies
"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !"
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar
behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong. Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...
takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
"Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies, "Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun.."
Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?
He thinks his picture is being shot
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke
paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but
starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya
kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash
Basin".
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed..
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled,
but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours.
But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.
But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."
A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything.
So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked,
" So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that.
During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he
suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta
tha!!!' And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn't u Xchnge?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth.
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him, why, He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth....... ...........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light".
Sardar & Family go 2 a party .He introduces himself
- I Sardar, she sardarnee, The boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor at 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr: I'm unmarried!
At 10flr: I'm Banta not santa
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have an Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U've 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!