this column concerns with engineers who "MAKETH THE WORLD" ...a column
dedicated to all engineers....here i am presenting some very funny facts about
engineers....if you want to comtribute to this site,then do mail me
you might be an ENGINEER
if you have no life - and you can prove it
mathematically
if you enjoy pain if you are used to standing in a
que
if you know vector calculus but you can't remember
how to do long division
if you've actually used every single function on
your graphing calculator
if when you look in a mirror, you see a engineering
major
if it is cool and windy outside, and you are working
on a computer
if you always do homework on Friday nights
if you know how to integrate air and can take the
derivative of water
if you think in "math" if you hesitate to
look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function
if you have an icq nick named after a scientist
if you can translate English into Binary
if you are completely addicted to caffeine
if you consider ANY non-science course easy
if the "fun" center of your brain has
deteriorated from lack of use
if you'll assume that a "horse" is a
"sphere" in order to make the math easier
if you understood more than five of these indicators
if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on
your door
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Fun Facts Of Engineers
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REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
- Complimentary Tutoring
- Trained to do it right the first time
- Large Earning potential
- Specialized in Experimentation
- Can Handle Stress and Strain in Relationships
- Always tries for improvement
- Is used in getting bossed around all the time
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FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS
Hum hoge all clear Ek din, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas,
hum hoge all clear ek din
- Top two Engineering Rumours:
‘Did you hear the results are being put up at office
board’‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at
kannur university’
- The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer
operations throughout the class
- The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion
wouldn’t be possible)
- The only que an Engineer is familiar with:
Exam application submission que
- Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
‘What is this yaar, 60% of the paper was out of the
syllabus’‘This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering
history’‘I am failing’‘I got screwed inside’
- Feeling after Engineering :
Survived Engineering |
