Oops!

old ladies cannot stop kicking a downed criminal because they are scared of him and they don't want to see him getting up alive!...

- Welcome to the Oops Section. People might say, "Sometimes when you are committing a crime there isn't any room for stupidity." Well, in the following stories you will read that the criminals' lack of intelligence gets them hurt and even worse...

Wrong Closet
Unknown
A criminal broke into an old man's house and shoved him into a closet. Unfortunately, he shoved him into the closet that held the man's gun collection. At the time this story was released, the criminal was in critical condition.

Panty Hose
Georgia
A guy held holding up a bank and had pantyhose on his head to disguise himself. He suffocated because he didnt make any holes and had to be taken to the hospital!

Sickening Mistake
Washington
A man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, but he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesperson said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he ever had.

Excessive Force?
Virginia
A man on a bicycle approached 3 well-dressed men with what appeared to be a 9mm semiautomatic handgun. As the man demanded money, the three gentlemen, off-duty federal agents, drew their weapons and fired more than 20 shots. Along with the would-be robber, 3 cars, a truck, 2 homes, and an office building suffered bullet wounds. The injured suspect's weapon turned out to be a pellet gun.

Need an example?
Pennsylvania
A man was arrested for kidnapping a bar owner. Police reported later that the man shot himself in the foot with his .45 caliber revolver in order to show his victim what would happen if he disobeyed.

Fatal Mistake
Illinois
A robber decided to break into Ann's Pizza through an air duct on the roof. He chose the wrong air duct which ran directly into the oven. When the oven did not work the next day, the manager called a repairman. The repairman discovered the criminal dead in the duct who had suffocated to death.

Changing
Missouri
After robbing a grocery store, a fleeing robber tried to change his shirt so that he would not match any descriptions. He forgot to put the gun down and shot himself in the leg. The criminal passed out from the pain in the back seat car where he was found and arrested.

I said don't move!
Michigan
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved the first bandit became startled and shot him in the head.

I need a ride
New York
The police reported that a man flagged down an unmarked police car and offered two detectives crack cocaine to drive him home. According to a police spokesperson, the detectives were just returning from a drug bust and were wearing blue jackets identifying them as Suffolk County Police in big white letters.