| Mathimatical Proof that Girls are Evil 1) We state that girls require both time and money. Girls = (Time) x (Money) 2) We recognize that time is money. Time = Money 3) We use the substitution property and substitute money for time in the first equation. Girls = (Money) x (Money) or Girls = Money 4) We recognize that Money is the root of all Evil. Evil = Money 5) We can say that the square root of money is equal to money squared. Money = Money 6) Because step number five is true, than it is safe to conclude that: Girls = Evil |
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| Notes: -Not all girls are evil all of the time. They all have the potential to be evil, but do not have to excersize their evilness 24/7. -This mathematical proof is by no means ripping on girls. It is simply stating what should be painstakingly obvious to us all. -I still like girls even though they are evil... call me! |