| This is the "Stupid what where they thinking when that happened quest log!!" |
| The Unforgetable Dumb thing to do!! Bwah stupid Dritz Battle: Dritz: In an Angered rage, I spread my wings, Jump up and slash at guard one with all my might. DM, A.K.A. Moi!: While Dritz was in the air he fumbles(the dice man, the dice) and missed. Gwahahahahah!! We won't forget this one Dritz! **cough**loser**cough** |
| The Unbelievably high bar tab!! Man Robin you put the Drunk in Dumb A$$ Barkeep: Where do you think your going? You still have your bill to pay. **hands him the bill** 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 What was going through your mind when you did this?? Oh right ALCOHOL!!! GWAHAHAHA!! Foolosh boy, don't go back there, Shadow's waiting! |
| **sniff** I am not hear today to make fun of a stupid thing,**sniff** I am here to congratulate a member for his quite humurous "reaction" to very simple responses...... :'( :'( I'm so proud.. Robin Kailou: robin's brain(beer implantment, check. Now searching for any run-away booze-hound fathers. Analyzing. Complete.Target acquired. Initiate phase 1: get him home....) *walks towards him**hey Man:Go away Robin Kailou: Robin's brain (Unexpected response;system shut-down initiated...) **drinks some booze** (back-up systems activated;switching internal power supply to secondary. calculating most probable response type: verbal/aggressive. Verbal activated. Constructing verbal response. Initiated. Complete. Sending response to mouth for final stage of secondary task. Message activated) Why? Man: because Robin Kailou: Robin's brain (error! Unprobable response. System overload. Initializing shut down...System shut down interrupted; system crash. deleting memory.) **robin chugs 3 huge glasses of beer** (calculating only chance for survival....get drunk. sending message to body....send incomplete-cannot find server: unknown location. options for survival: get mad,, spew, drink, yell, system restore....System restore intitated......backup-power required not available, system power supply resorted to senses. Now supplying power in exchange for the ability to feel...) **robin goes all numb and falls to the floor** (procedure failed; unexpected body response. restoring body feeling in exchange to see..) **gets up** AHHH I'm Blind!! (exchange failure; unsufficient supply of energy. Exchange for sense of taste in progress...) **gets eyesight back** ahh **drinks** AHHH I can't tase my beer!!! (Error! Error! Cannot continue with transfer-reason: cut off of power supply...exchanging for sense of smell.) hmmmm, does my breath smell? **breaths on some other guy and he shrivels up and dies** guess not. (power transfer-positive. Continue of transfer in progress. Sending. 20% complete. 45% complete. 89% complete. 23% complete. Error sending power; unexpected path. retrying.....60% complete. 100% complete. System restore in progress. Complete. System will now restart.) **robin falls over and takes a seizure, then gets back up.** Go home Man:No, make me kid! Robin Kailou: Robin's brain(system overload. reason: cannot comprehend with counter reponse set by acquired target#1. System calculation of required comeback in progress. System cannot create response variable X to counter react with response variable N. Crash initiated...) **Robin's head starts to heat up** hmmm **pours beer on head and sparks fly** (power outage-unexpected surge of energy in generator location. Response-system restore to last fully operational mode. Searching....Seaching....Searching...Location found:9 seconds ago. rebooting hard drive.... Hard drive rebooted. system restored. Have a nice day. **shuts down**) i want some of your clothes damnit!! Man: ok then *walks home* Robin Kailou: That was easy I don't care what any of you say...THAT WAS FUNNY!!!! Even reading it for the second time it's funny, It was great, maybe you had to be there, but think of it this way, THAT'S A LOT OF CRAP TO GO THROUGH SOMEONES HEAD TO SAY why? |