| The Muthafuckin' Pope was born on May 18, 1920 to parents of modest means. although they did their best to keep his punk ass out of trouble, MofoPope was smokin dope and stealing from corner store at about age seven or eight. before long he started rollin' with the notorious Vatican clique, and at age thirteen his boss handed him his first glock. sellin' drugs became the life for this true fuckin' thug for many years. with nothin' but a few rhymes, a pistol, and a couple rocks of crack in his pocket, MofoPope began to rise to prominance as a true gangbanger in his original city of Wadowice, before long, he was rockin' diamonds as large as pinkies, enormous gold crosses and a phat fuckin' 1932 Bentley. In 1978, Mofopope's gang-ass affiliates, the College of Cardinals voted to elect MofoPope the leader of the vatican organiztion. this homie's lifestyle since has put Tony Montana to shame. |
