The Plumber:

every damn day it's the same old crap...  
 
 [do doo, do do-do doooooo]  


 Rock n Roll Experience   
  
 
got to get my rock n roll experience  
 
 each and every day  
 
we'll strut our stuff to the friendly babes  
 
 with the music we make  
 
oh,  come on come on  
 
 let's get disappointed  
 


    C4  
 
the first time I met you I really wanted to pick your zits..  
 
 ...icky icky horrible...  
 
 ...hey man you sunk my battleship  
 



     $.99 teen dream  
 
 
....you work at Safeway  
 
 think I'm real dumb  
 
can't afford a piece of gum..  
 
 .....hey man you give me the mumps  
 


    Summer of Uhr  
 
I don't have any tan  
 
 I don't belong to a band  
 
 I don't have a girlfren  
 
 and I do live in a garbage can  
 
 this is the summer of uhr!!  
 


     Hot Babes (In the City)  
 
i'm looking for someone to pay my rent  
 
 and possibly throw out the trash too...  
 
 shes a babe-a licious, um..  
 
 ...stack of everything?  
 


      Lake Union Pub Gurls  
 
we love them think they are hot...  
 
....then you're f--d up, just a little bit  
 
 [say, havent i seen you somewhere before?]  
 


      Superdoobie  
 
one two three...groovy  
 
 1969 1993 coff coff  
  a wa wa  
  
 
     Make It Fit the Words  
 
 [the words a'hh important to me]  
 
 and you can't hear the lyrics  
 
     The Bulge  
 
I got everything including nirvana...  
 
 ...I even got everything what I really am not  
 
dear prudence...  
 wont you touch my bulge?  
  
 
     Get Real Trout  
 
you're not there but I'm not far  
 
 in the communication BREAKDOWN  
 
 its fast...and hard...  
 


     Heavy Metal Easter Bunny  
 
rather play strip poker with your dad, that's not bad  
 
 is a local terror in your fridge, shoot up with old sid  
 


     Boss Chick Dude  
 
since we've broken up  
 
 we had this thing talkin  
 
 bout the good times of rock n roll...  
 
...I can smell your armpits  
 ten miles away...  
  
 
     Berkendocs  
 
...all the hippies wanna play punk rock  
 it's a pre fashion flop...  
 


     Corrigable  
 
...find a good friend and sing along tonite  
 
 it's not too funny when life kicks you in the head...  
 


      Lounge Attack  
 
17 bands and I don't know where practice is...  
 
 are we done yet?...  
 
 pass the snacks  
 


    Rock n Roll Safeway  
 
Rock n Roll at the Safeway nearest you ...tonite!  
 
   
  ALLRIGHT!!