Piccolo: For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself.

Piccolo: Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable.

Piccolo: Cowardice really turns me on.

Piccolo: My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii.

Dende: I feel like doing something really evil.

Perfect Cell: Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies

Perfect Cell: Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!

Perfect Cell: ...for better or for worse. Until death do us part...

Perfect Cell: (wearing apron and mitts) Cookies for everyone! I made them myself!

Perfect Cell: You know, I'm beginning to think that green really isn't my color...

Buu: I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd really like to be...

Buu: Just more of me to go around. Just more of me to go around...

Nappa: Am I cute or what?

Nappa: (sweating vigorasly) No I'm not the governer of Minnesota, and if you tell people that, you remember, I am the BODY!!!! I mean I'm really strong, hehehe.

Nappa: If only I had joined the Hair Club For Men�, I could have kept that dashingly handsome look that I had in my earlier days. Start before it's too late!

Radditz: It takes a special kind of shampoo to keep my shoulders free of dandruff...

Captain Ginyu: Alright Goku! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square...

King Kai: Do I really sound like that?

King Kai: I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore.

King Kai: Did any of you see Seinfeld last night? Now THAT was funny!

King Kai: I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses.

Ryoko: Tenchi? who's Tenchi I like a guy named Kevin...

Ayeka: Yes, I do know that I'm Tenchi's great Aunt...
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