| FIGHT: mouse vs. teddybear REASON FOR FIGHT: The mouse was hungry!?!? MOUSE: STRENGTHS: Is actually alive! Has sharp teeth! Has strong knawing jaws! WEAKNESES: Is much smaller than opponent! Is kind of creeped out that the opponent never moves!? Teddy Bear STRENGTHS: Is much bigger than opponent Scary to opponent!? Looks like alf! :) Is named after teddy Roosevelt! WEAKNESES: Is not alive! Muscles way too soft and cuddly to do any serious damage! Nitty Gritty: The mouse stares hungrily at his opponent for a second, and starts hopping side to side dodging invisible attacks! The bear does nothing the mouse starts to ram the teddy bear in the stomach and jumps back dodging another invisible attack! The bear does nothing! The bear is mildly damaged. The mouse starts to ram even harder into the bears stamach. The bear suddenly falls on the mouse! The mouse is stuck! The mouse is criticly damaged! The mouse escapes! Almost dead the mouse starts eating the poor teddy bear! (The announcer screams because he just realized that the teddy is his! The other announcer stares at him curiously for a moment, then all of the sudden he starts laughing hystericly!) Back to the fight, the teddy bear is gone and the mouse is incredibly fat! The mouse chokes, wait, WAIT, and he dies! Thaaaaaaaaat's all folks! "poor teddy, bwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" WINNER: um, ??? |