| FIGHT: Lugia vs. James Bond REASON FOR FIGHT: Old James ran out of super secret government conspericie armed guards to shoot at... :) James Bond: STRENGTHS: Has a whole house he bought just to keep his guns! GEEZ! :) Very cunning and sharp! Very fit and has very distinct and surprising physical strength :) WEAKNESES: VERY easily distracted by chicks! Can not fly Lugia: STRENGTHS: Has the very important ability to fly Is stronger than the three legendary birds put together! (ouch! can't match that James!) Pretty sharp for a pokemon WEAKNESES: Cannot use weapons Not as smart as James (pretty close though) NITTY GRITTY: James is tinkering with packloads of guns trying to decide which to use. Lugia is waiting for him to attack first, circling overhead like a vulture. James finally chooses the KF7 solviet he starts to shoot like a crazed nut! The bullets just bounce off Lugia's tough fur armor barely hurting Lugia. Lugia tries to swoop down on him like a falcon. However, James remembers side flipping from Lara Croft, Lugia misses and hits the ground It got it's feathers ruffled but it's still ok. James starts shooting again and weakens Lugia! But Lugia gets up and rams James into the back wall of the arena! James is severly hurt! James acts cool as usual but's real ticked inside. He just wipes off the blood dripping at the corner of his lip. He tries to get on Lugia's back, he succeeds, Lugia starts to go banana-nut-flavored-muffins! Lugia tries to buck him off like a bull! It starts swinging it's body around with fire in it's eyes. It then suddenly does a huge nose dive, racing to the ground faster than anything! But this dangerous game of chicken ends while they hit the ground and dig a hole twelve feet deep! No movement then comes up Lugia beaten and tattered but still able to fly. James lost his gun in the nose dive. He's really bloody but still able to walk. He has a hard time climbing out of the hole but makes it. His next gun is the elusive yet effective rocket launcher! He shoots one up right up toward Lugia! Lugia just simply flies out of the way as the rocket explodes on the ceiling hailing seering hot sparks on Lugia! Lugia uses icebeam on James! Minutes go by and the ref decided he's down for the count... But as Lugia flies swiftly, the strong wind triggers the rocket launcher! Ref shouts, "6-7-8." The rocket hits the ceiling raining red hot sparks on James' ice cube! James is thawed out! Unfortunatly, that was James' last rocket! James still has car-full of other guns though! He chooses his plunger? Oh! he made a mistake! He actually chooses his Abram tank out of his pocket! (announcer chokes!) Inside the tank James is safe from any attack Lugia does! James aims up toward the divinly exquisite bird, then fires, and............ HITS! (announcer cries with tears in his eyes, "NO! Lugia lost! BOOHOO! *sniffle* I don't get it! pokemon always win!") WINNER: James Bond |