| FIGHT: Joseph Herron vs. Travis Binbroxal REASON FOR FIGHT: Travis hates Joe because Joe killed Rodney. Joe hates Travis because Travis is annoying Joe, and fought Joe before, and is Rodney=s friend. Joseph Herron STRENGTHS: Kinda strong Strength doubles or even triples when he=s angry. Incredibly fast Took eight marshal arts at once Good with a sword Good with small arms Good with explosives Amazingly smart High-pitched screech WEAKNESSES: Low endurance; can only run 70 mph for 5 seconds! Too forgiving Likes girls too much Unpopular Travis Binbroxal STRENGTHS: Can spit long distances Pretty strong Popular Good with a chain saw Good with any other red neck tools... Likes your mom (really!) Cheats WEAKNESSES: Dumb as a rock Sick minded Listens to crap Looks like crap Smells like crap Eats crap Crap is in his head NITTY GRITTY: Travis is still pissed and grieving over the loss Rodney. Travis charges at Joe fist at ready while tears fly out of his eyes. Joe grabs the arm and throws Travis over head onto the ground. Travis has a bump on his head and is in a lot of pain. From the crowd Will Larson throws Travis a jackhammer. Joe is stunned. Travis plugs the Jackhammer in an electrical socket. Joe realizes that if he can cut that cord the jackhammer will be useless. Will also realizes this and tells Travis. Joe is now feeling hopeless. He asks for a weapon from the crowd but all he gets is a bombardment of tomatoes and other fruits. For a moment Joe is discouraged, then Joe realizes that those fruits could come in handy, but how?.... Travis whacks Joe over the head with the jackhammer. Joe is KNOCKED OUT! The announcer starts counting, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, WAIT! Joe is on his knees! Joe is critically damaged! He can hardly stand up! Something falls in place in Joe's mind... Joe walks toward the fruit he eats a tomato and regains some of his strength! Travis stands there stupidly. Joe eats a mushroom and suddenly grows impressively bigger! (Nintendo pun) Joe is still weak but much stronger! Joe eats a little more fruit and soon he is fine except for a terrible ache in his head and a few bruises. Travis is running scared at the sudden change of size of his worthy opponent! Joe runs toward Travis in hysterical laughter! Travis tries to injure him with his jackhammer, but Joe only says, "Ahahahahaha stop that, that t-t-tickles! Hehehehehehe!" Then Joe falls on Travis laughing with sporadic jocularity. When Joe gets up, Joe looks around for his opponent and then finds Travis squashed flat on the ring floor... WINNER: Joseph Herron! |