| ?FIGHT: Donkey Kong vs. Pikachu REASON FOR FIGHT: Pikachu took one of Donkey Kong�s bananas DONKEY KONG: STRENGTHS: Super strong Super tough Related to King Kong? He�s a gorilla for gosh sakes! WEAKNESSES: Super dumb Super slow Eats bananas (I don�t like bananas) The author of this fight doesn�t like Donkey Kong that much. The author of this fight likes pok`emon! PIKACHU: STRENGTHS: Has electrical attacks Is so adorably cute! The ladies love him! Super fast WEAKNESSES: Very fragile Very weak Much smaller than opponent He�s a rodent (gorillas eat rodents) Easily forgives opponent NITTY GRITTY: Donkey Kong enraged by the sudden theft of his precious bananas he charges powerfully at Pikachu. Pikachu uses agility to get behind him. Mr. Kong rams right into the leftover image of Pikachu and scratches his head. Pikachu quickly does an thunder shock on Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong is shocked of where this attack came from. Donkey Kong is only mildly touched but nevertheless he goes into an uncontrollable rage. He spots Pikachu behind him out of a mirror a Donkey Kong fan from the audience holds up for him. The Kong swings his heavy fist behind him... SMACK! He sends poor Pikachu soaring! Pikachu hits the wall and many believe he is knocked out or even dead! (The announcer now bursts into tears! �NO! NO! IT CAN�T BE! PIKACHU! NO! I BELIEVED IN YOU! YOU CAN�T! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!�) As Pikachu lies motionless hordes of young pretty girls surround Pikachu trying to help up and comfort him. Suddenly Gene Starwind rises from the audience and says something to the girls while smiling very smugly... The announcer calls out sobbing: 1-(sob)-2-(sob)-3-(sob). WAIT! Pikachu is up! (The announcer screams in joy!) Pikachu looks like he has a bad hangover... Donkey Kong waits patiently for an attack. Suddenly Pikachu charges up! The sky turns as dark as a babies dirty diaper, lightning flares like my bellbottoms, thunder booms with the power of many $200 subwoofers. Donkey Kong remains calm. The audience is getting very nervous. Then with a roar of many lions on Mountain Dew� a HUGE lighting bolt lands on poor Donkey Kong! The smell of deep fried meat fills the air. Donkey looks like a brown thing... Donkey is seriously injured! Pikachu after using it�s last bit of energy falls to the ground still conscience. (According to the rules, the announcer only starts counting if the fighter is either unconscious or laying down with his/her/it�s eyes closed!) Donkey Kong slowly charges at Pikachu quickly uses agility to dodge the attack. Donkey Kong rams through the leftover image and right into the wall... and gets knocked out! The announcer happily yet strangely starts counting a little faster then usual... �1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee�s out! (The announcer screams, �FINALLY POKEMON WIN! YIPPEE! WINNER: Pikachu! |