| FIGHT: Joseph Herron vs. Rodney Baumer REASON FOR FIGHT: Rodney cheated in tennis, spit on Joe many times, fought joe and gave him a scratch, teases Joe, accuses Joe of doing bad things, get Joe in trouble, annoys Joe, is ugly, ect... So Joe is going to finish this little piece of trash once and for all! Joseph Herron: STRENGTHS: Kinda strong Strength doubles or even triples when he�s angry. Incredibly fast Took eight marshal arts at once Good with a sword Good with small arms Good with explosives Amazingly smart High-pitched screech WEAKNESSES: Low endurance; can only run 70 mph for 5 seconds! Too forgiving Likes girls too much Unpopular Rodney Baumer; STRENGTHS: Can spit long distances Pretty strong Popular Good with a chain saw Good with any other red neck tools... Likes your mom (really!) Cheats WEAKNESSES: Dumb as a rock Sick minded Listens to crap Looks like crap Smells like crap Eats crap Crap is in his head NITTY GRITTY: Rodney is cussing at Joe. Joe is getting angrier... Rodney spits right on Joe�s cheek. Joe bursts in rampaging anger! Joe: �ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOUR GOING TO DIE RODNEY!� Joe charges right at Rodney and slugs Rodney right in the face! Rodney actually looks more handsome now that he got punched in the face! =) Rodney gets mad and bites Joe! OH NO! Joe is infected with rabies! Joe is very weak when Phil Wencel tosses Joe an antidote from Joe�s lab at home! Joe carefully drinks the vile tasting fluid. Rodney tries to stomp on Joe�s head when Joe does a back flip! Rodney kicks Joe in the upper leg and Joe is in much pain! Nick Byland stands up and delivers a wooden sword to Joe! Joe cheers when Travis contributes a chain saw to Rodney. Rodney is grinning! Rodney: �me is gonna saw your sword in thirds!� Joe runs at amazingly swift speeds around Rodney. Rodney gets dizzy and starts to swing his chainsaw at whatever looks like Joe to him. Joe realizes that his shirt has a huge rip from the chain saw, Rodney just missed. Joe focuses on his sword and aims for the chain saw�s gas cap. *SLASH* The gas cap falls off and all the gasoline pours on the floor, rendering the chain saw useless. Rodney, not understanding what�s happening throws the chain saw at Joe in stupid rage. Joe dodges it and then realizes that Rodney is standing precisely on the gasoline spill. Joe pulls out a match lights it and tosses at Rodney�s feet. Rodney is no longer visible but is consumed in flame! Rodney steps out obviously critically damaged. Rodney pulls some pictures of girls... Joe is staring at them when Rodney kick Joe between the legs. Joe is in much pain, when Joe recovers he starts to kick Rodney repeatedly until Rodney is on the ground motionless... WINNER: Joseph Herron! |