| Once apon a time, I was posing for Playgirl as usual... |
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| When my evil twin brother creeps up behind me and tries to eat me! |
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| I was very frightened! |
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| You see my brother is a genetic clone of me. They tried to clone humans it went wrong... Really wrong. When the clone was almost finished they dropped some Phil wencil blood and some cannibal blood to create the most deadly, horrendous beast on earth... And my parents decided to keep him... In the attic! he managed to escape! I tryed to give him food so I could occupy him while I call animal control... |
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| didn't quite work... He was coming toward my room now... OH NO! HE'S SPOTTED ME CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL, NOW HE'S MAD! |
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