quotes

"Self high cock."   -Joe Hoose
"I'm gonna show."   -Dart
"Hi, I'm DD."   -DD
"Whackbag."   -Dice and Moe
"If you don't know, get da video."   -Magic Johnson
"Don't question me, I go to Purdue"   -Ray Berry III
"I love tits"   -Brenda Agbiani Tsnami Boomshe Boomshe Biacabatuca
"Gentlemen, good luck gentlemen."    -Dude Bald from Top Gun
"GO FOR IT!"   -Moe before he got punched in the head
"Are ya wet yet?"   -any true playa'
"As long as there are geeks that attempt to make money by selling porn on the internet, there will be even more powerful geeks cracking the passwords to porn sites."   -Confuscious
"If you pussies don't FIRE UP in about 2 seconds, I'll turn this car right around!"   -Bman
Might need a shovel
I got knocked to the floor
You better bet your liiiiife
You had me at you suck
Here comes the gouk
It was only a fantisy
Fuck my slut twat
Del-got-it
Its the cats pajamas
Guaranteed
I'm not gonna lie to you
Fuck ya fuck
2-0!
DD in the house
Whatever dude, issues
Lock it in.
ND (no doubt)
NFD (no fucking doubt)
Where was I? I was at home.
First, I would just like to get to know you.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise.
That's right!

Sports Quotes:

Do you believe in miracles?
Havlicek stole the ball!
Down goes Frazier!
The Giants win the pennant!
A spectacular move by Michael Jordan!
In your eye!
No Mas.
I don't believe what I just saw!
I'm bad, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat!



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