People I Know

Otto - (crack) (crack) The lion tamer snaps her whip.

Gaelan - Pedophile Extraordinaire

Eric Francis Paz - All I can do is shake my head.

Joe - All about manic depression, and using lithium.

Trevor "Rim Job" Brooks - If sodomy were a sport, RJ would be the MVP

Gotz - Jewish, and a computer science major...who would have guessed?

Vandy - This guy is too sensitive to write anything about.

A-Ron - This should have probably just linked here, since he is fast on the trail of assimilating into his big brother's shadow. Has anyone seen my whip?

Bob/Tony - Watch out, or he might grope you.

Litz - This guys is a dick. He is who I am refering to in italics at the top of this page. E-mail him and ask for nudes of the girl.

Mulry - I don't really know him, so what am I going to say here?

Bell - Check out the latest trends.

Bassett - So what if Hansen got a haircut? Would not a rose by any other name still smell so sweet?

Adam - This guys dreams include becoming leader of a totalitarian government and ruling with an iron fist, but only if it's in a country that's good at baseball.

Chou - What's up guys?

Hero of All Mankind - Everbody wants some.

A.I.D. of Chi Psi - Generic looking webpage.