A Quick Summary
You know where you are, you're in the jungle, baby
For those curious souls, who have somehow stumbled into this page, here is
a quick introduction, and explanation of purpose.
Often times, people feel the need to share their opinions with me on
various things, so they give long drawn out speaches, oblivious to the
fact, that I don�t care. What�s going on in the world of computers
doesn�t make my heart thump, nor does the plot of this week�s Dawson�s
Creek, or why you think we should have a Republican president. I don�t
care, I don�t want to hear it, and if you feel the need to continue
spouting, I�m just going to watch TV and ignore you while you talk.
Now, that being said, I consider myself to be a very educated,
intelligent, opinionated person. I have a lot to say about almost
everything. My opinions are not always correct, and may not always
interest you, but I don�t care, that is the definition of an opinion.
Now, being someone who has been subjected to the needless torture of
suffering through the endless droning of other people�s opinion, I have
made this web site. This way, I can voice my opinions, for anyone who
cares to read them, or just has a little free time. If you don�t want to
hear it, you don�t have to listen, therefore, no one if forced to listen
to my rationale, who does not intentionally subject themselves to it.
My opinions are my own. They are not necessarily correct all of the time.
They may come from incorrect information. You may find them strange, or
droll. You will most likely find them humorous, and entertaining at
times. Often, my statements are exagerrated, for dramatic effect. I
don�t promise that everything is well organized, or logical, or spelled
right, or even capatalized. Sometimes, if I feel the need, I may make up
my own words to describe something.
Quite possibly, there will be one person out there, who agrees with my
opinions, or at least partially, and if so, I commend you. Feel free to
e-mail me, and we can share in our superior knowledge, and you can boost
my lagging ego, which needs all the help it can get.
Others, will not be so happy. You may disagree with me. You may me
mortally offended by me. You may find my work disgusting, and nauseating.
Some of you may feel the need to even let me know that. You may want to
tussle. Well, if so, then bring the pain, baby. I love a good argument
with a mindless barbarian, and I will bask in the glory of humiliating you
on the intellectual battle field.
The rest of you will be neutral, so you may not want to e-mail me, so I
suggest you just enjoy, although I don�t know if it is actually possible
to gain actual pleasure through a web page (excluding pornography pages),
so, just do the best you can to fake it.
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