big and fluffy
sugar sweet
with nice puffy pastry
and a hole in the middle
I play this song
from my little furry heart
to my devotion of doughnuts
on my little wooden fiddle.

doughtnuts!
doughtnuts!

they're like big polo mints
only ten times as big
dance to the song from the fiddle
while doing the Doughnut Jig.

I'd prefer a doughnut
from fish and chips
and jelly and ham

I want a doughnut
with rainbow sprinkles
filled right full of JAM.