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Kal's Entry

Az me an da ol laidi wuz trayp-sen bout da wuuds wun dai
Wee mete dis fella maid of grene stuf sitten on da hey
Eth-l, mi luv, wuz cur...cur-i-us, so wee snuck up reel qwite
An wee wuz treet'd to wun hek of a mar...mar-bel-us syte

Da cree-chur wuz bangen his nogin wiff aul sort-ment of roks
Hummen aut loude an eatin sqir...wigli tings frum a bigg boxx
Eazin clos-r an clos-r an clos-r til wee cood heer wat he sed.
Wee lissen in maizmunt as he sunge an bop't doz stonz on his hed

Duwanka, duwanka, duwanka moot'd'may
Kin-ani, kin-ani, kin'ani me doe de nay
Pu-dini, an-too-too, nnnn, nnnn say hoe
Lid-o-so, lid-o-so, lid-oso mmm, pie-loe

I aint zactly no jen-i...I aint zackly no smarti butt I aint so dum
Dat I doan no gud po...poe-tree-ing dat cum from dat bum
Eth-l muss a-gree wit me cuz she git up an danzs aul bout
I coont stopp hur as she wigl and twurl an hol-r an showt

But dat funi looken rime-ster aul dek-t out so skali an grene
Kep popen dem buggs an spidy an acken lyke he not be sene
He stan up, I gess, cause hiz tors...tors...hiz bodi git long-r
An he startz wav-n aul hiz sics armz as hiz poem-n get strong-r

T-coomo, t-coomo, cam-cam boomo tran tis
Raamoso, raamoso, raamoso, can-no-no t'dis
Dykee-bool, bool-bool, nod fu-jank
Alt-tibi, mar-ibi, cuum na-na-de-fank

If dat wernt da dangdess ting tu wit...tu sea wit deez ol i'z
Him singen, pomen an choowen wit moufs uv free dif-ernt syz
Butt Eth-l not notis deez weer...weer...strayng tings he do
An she git so ex-syt-d she maik moovz I dint no she new

I coont reely blaym hur doe, cuz da poamen wuz reel kul
So I gitz up frum mi sori but an startz jiggen lyk a sili fuul
Aul dis raket maik dat son tern ta us an cleer aul dem froats
Den he winc aul dem pinki i'z an strayn to reech dem noatz

Lila, lala, masoona, portuna mooza z'do
Koomooy, koomooy, koomooy rizi po'zoo
Shiba, latina loomtree, loomtree liber'ish
Kal wonder who read all of this dumb jibber-ish.

Posted 12/20/02